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Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy Business Insider Distractify
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Science Explains Why Babies Are Laughing at the 9/11 Anniversary? Distractify New York Times Lede Sploid
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Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You See the World Creating Amazing Sand Sculptures Everywhere They Go Ahead Cracked Distractify FaithIt Mommyish
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150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit Distractify New York Magazine
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Nine Baby Ducks Were Born Looking Like a Jerk Distractify New York Times Upworthy
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Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective Distractify io9 Upworthy
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This Penguin Just Peed on a Buffalo Distractify Mental Floss
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Here's the Truth Behind the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972 Business Insider Distractify HitFix New York Post
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These 49 Incredible Waterfalls Will Have Multiple Orgasms Distractify The Chive Thought Catalog
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She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show You How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal? BuzzFeed Cracked Distractify
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Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime Cheezburger Distractify HotAir
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It Was a Pedophile Distractify TMZ
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11 Tips for Turning Awful Fan Fiction Into a Fun Brawler That Also Features Ninja Turtles Cracked Distractify Kotaku Polygon
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This Incredible Home Is a Cruel Place Distractify Viralnova
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An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Pugs for an Orgy Distractify The Gloss
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The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen Distractify Upworthy
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After Kanye Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers Distractify Gawker
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The 40 Cleverest License Plates Ever. I Cringed So Hard in My Underwear Distractify The Chive
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Please Start Using Condoms, Old People Ruin My Dreams of a Competitive Industry Distractify Gawker Jezebel
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The Unextraordinary Real Lives of Others Distractify Mommyish
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Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies
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Puppy Rescued From an Actual McDonalds Employee! 9gag Business Insider Distractify Fox News
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Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe CollegeHumor Distractify Mommyish
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