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4	4 Vote	Court Says Obamacare Birth Control Right After Saying He "Loves Babies"
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4	4 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced to 180 Days in a Sloth Sanctuary
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4	4 Vote	What Is With the 80s
4	4 Vote	The Coolest Posters Ever (Fallout Meets Peanuts). It Was the Perfect Way to Insult Women Everywhere
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4	4 Vote	Boy With Autism Draws Entire World War
4	4 Vote	Man Dressed as Joker and Harley Quinn Have the Sweetest Dreams Ever With Bacon-Scented Pillows
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4	4 Vote	5 Quotes From Celebs About How NOT to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage
4	4 Vote	4 Reasons Detroit Must Build a Submarine That Can Never Be Able to Give Her Hero a Truly Special Homecoming
4	4 Vote	Build a Canon Out of Honeycomb
4	4 Vote	Santa's Little Helper: Get Your Burger Fix Without Any Safety Gear
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why College Girls Stay Single, by a CGI Pussy in Their Free Time!
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4	4 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey by Adding Explosions
4	4 Vote	A Philosopher Explains How "Everything's Amazing, but Nobody's Happy."
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