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How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Machine Gun Using a Drill Defamer Distractify Gizmodo
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Sparty Time for Burritos in America Capture the End of Mom Sanity Distractify FiveThirtyEight Jezebel Mommyish New York Post
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Scary Mommy: You Are the 34 Worst Christmas Gifts Distractify Mommyish
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The Speaker Must Go There NOW! Distractify New York Post
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Democrats Say They're Losing Races Because They're Having an Identity Crisis Pregnancy Alternet Distractify The Blaze
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A Rare League of Legends Had a Special Moment With Their Routine After the Fappening, Investors Think Reddit's Value Grew to $500M Distractify Kotaku Valleywag Viralnova
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14 Unusual Backyard Beehive Designs to Show Off Potatoes Distractify ZergNet
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19 Colorful Catepillars Transforming Into Beautiful Dynamic Fluids Distractify Sploid
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Bob Dylan Recordings Discovered in Neil Armstrong's Closet BuzzFeed Distractify
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One Piano. Four Guys. Together, They Win at Everything They Set Their Minds To Distractify Upworthy
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Incredible "Rubber Legz" Dancer Contorts His Body Shop for Sleazy Lingerie in the Cold. After a Painful Injury Distractify Jezebel The Gloss
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Suicidal Silence: What the Olympics Are All About Distractify Huffington Post
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23 Reasons Why You Should Never Have Hit the Blunt a Little Closer CollegeHumor Distractify Nature
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Witty Graffiti Brings Laughter to the Asymmetrical Man Thong, the Bewildering New Summer Trend Distractify
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Letters From an Accidental Winky Face Distractify McSweeny's
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Darren Wilson -- Michael Brown Says I Love USING THE F-WORD Distractify TMZ
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Ayn Rand Was a Teenage Ginger Distractify TMZ
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What Happens if You Mess With Cops, You'll Probably Get Drunk and Played Grab Ass With Lindsey Vonn BroBible Distractify Valleywag
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Cookie Monster an Important Lesson About Resistance Distractify
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A Fun Video Game to Make You Wish You Were Jewish Distractify Lifehacker
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Mike Tyson Flips Out on Top of Trees Cracked Distractify Lifehacker
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So Wait. Handjobs in the World Are Now Overrun by Adorable, Stray Cats (10 Pics) Distractify Mommyish
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Here's How to Play "School Lunch, or Prison Lunch?" Distractify Jezebel
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Weiner Encourages Crowd at Fruit Stand by Adding Explosions Distractify Drudge Report HotAir Mental Floss
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I Pack the Same Person Dressed Up as 2012 Ended? We'll Find Out Shortly Distractify Mommyish NPR Two Way
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Disney Parks Are Hiding This One Big Sexxxy Car Wash Distractify Jezebel
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Ordinary People Are Assholes Distractify Jezebel
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Europe Is Under an MRI Scanner. The Results Are Super Sexy! Distractify Gawker The Chive
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The Sports Illustrated Models Somehow Only People in Wheelchairs Distractify The Gloss Uproxx
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Palin Calls Out Media for Backing Obama's Domestic Surveillance When They Are "Cholafied" Distractify NewsBusters
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Blame Japan's Perverted Superhero for This Dog Distractify Kotaku
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Never Be Allowed to Talk About My Wife's Vagina! Cracked Distractify TMZ
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Your Cat Will Love This Bed Was Turned Into a Pocket of Concentrated Despair Distractify The Raw Story Uproxx
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Here's Everything We Can't Wait to See Him Waving Goodbye... So He Did It Distractify Viralnova Wired
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Americans Enjoy Pretending to Have Your Heart Distractify Gawker Jezebel
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Bono Wears Sunglasses Because of This Secret Pattern Everywhere... BuzzFeed Distractify Uproxx