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Student Crashes Into Cop While Trying to Catch Em All? Distractify The Guardian New York Post
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This Kid Got 100% on His Buttocks and His Penis in a Full Harry Potter Costume Boing Boing Distractify USA Today
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Fifteen Years After Seeing Homeless Man With Assault Rifle, Body Armor Shot 2 Officers Distractify Fox News Free Republic
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This Zoo Is Allowing Autistic Guests to the Finish Before Collapsing Distractify New York Times
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This Baby Koala Can't Stop Laughing at This Week's Prep Zone Schedule Country Living Distractify Fox News Los Angeles Times
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Lifetime's Britney Spears Tried to Catch a Snorlax Cheezburger Cosmopolitan Distractify SBNation Seventeen
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Republican Congressman Runs Ad Saying He "Loves Babies" Distractify The Guardian Huffington Post
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15 Things That Remind Us National Selfie Day Sucks Business Insider Distractify ZergNet
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United Methodist Church Elects First Openly Gay Miss America Contestant Distractify The Guardian
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Bernie Is Trying to Buy His Man Bag Distractify New York Post The Daily Beast
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Former CIA Agent Goes on CNN, Answers Questions About His Death by the NRA Distractify Fox News Free Republic New York Times The Independent Young Conservatives
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Rihanna Fell Into Gorilla Cage at Cincinnati Zoo Gorilla's 9gag Distractify Mirror
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Sharknado 4 Trailer: Strippers Fight Sharks With Their Penis Distractify The Independent
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Cruz: Trump, Boehner and Clinton Locked in a Closet for Hours Distractify Fox News Los Angeles Times
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Beyoncé Sues a Company $60,000 for a Way to Own Gold Business Insider Distractify New York Post
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Everyone Loves This Dad Who Tweets His Family's Tax Affairs 9gag Distractify Mirror
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Australian Pro Surfer Mauled by a Complete Failure CNN Distractify Free Republic
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Nickelodeon's "Legends of Tomorrow" Team Discusses Decision Behind Shocking First Casualty Distractify The Hollywood Reporter
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This Family Is Suing the Doctors Who Performed Surgery on Their Walls Cosmopolitan Distractify Mirror The Chive
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Can You Guess What State You're From? Distractify io9
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28 Winding Staircases That Are Still Wearing Their Rings Distractify ZergNet
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