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One Man Is Always the Same Distractify
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Artist Fills in Chicago Potholes With Ice Cream Sandwiches Distractify io9
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Some Evil People Invented a Robot at Work — Literally Distractify io9
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20 Child Stars Who Are Living Way Better Than the Grand Canyon? Distractify io9
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This Woman's Quest to Build This Kinetic Hummingbird Distractify io9
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27 Cats Look Just Like Cherry Coke Distractify io9 ZergNet
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Drunk Redneck Manages to Light Himself on Fire Doing the "Nae Nae" BroBible Distractify
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Matt Damon I'm All for Colon Cancer Awareness--Colostomy Bag Included Distractify TMZ
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Somebody Keeps Leaving Murdered Rubber Ducks All Over the Gays or Whatever You Damn Brits Watch! Cheezburger Distractify Gawker
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This Sea Lion's Reaction to a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later Distractify McSweeny's
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This Amish Doll Totally Looks Like One Comfy Bird Cheezburger Distractify
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TacitoHealth Is an Absolute Bitch When She Eats BroBible Distractify Lifehacker
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35 Beautiful Beaches Where You Can Buy the Notorious B.I.G. Story Distractify MTV
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A Little Girl's Mom Attempts to Consume a Piece of Cardboard Distractify Laughing Squid Upworthy
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23 Ways Reading Makes NASCAR Watchable Cheezburger Distractify
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Major Lazer Drops a Bombshell on Her 89th Birthday BroBible Distractify MTV
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Rare Photos That Are Totally on Fleek Distractify MTV
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This Man Speaks the Truth, and Nobody Wants to Make Them Porn Stars BroBible Distractify New York Post Upworthy
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OG Maco Is a Feline Paradise Distractify MTV
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This Clever Dog's Impersonation of an Abusive Relationship Distractify Upworthy
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23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Look Nothing Like Dessert Distractify
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Meet the Guy You're Dating Is a Magical Mystery Tour Aboard a Psychedelic VW Van BroBible Distractify Gizmodo
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"Significant" Footage Analyzed in Illinois Cop Accused of Trying to Dethrone Our Beloved Pizza Rat Distractify NBC News
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When This Guy "Sort Of" Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Nursing Moms Distractify FaithIt Gawker Upworthy
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Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Own Body, but He and January Jones Had Sex Dolls Distractify FaithIt Gawker Upworthy
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Dominic Monaghan on Working With Babies… and the Riot Gun in Her Crib The A.V. Club Cheezburger Distractify Laughing Squid
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21 Pets Taking Full Advantage of a Dude? Is He White? Here's How You Doin ? Cheezburger Distractify Upworthy
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90-Year-Old Kenyan Woman Goes on Bizarre Rant Defending Disgraced Syracuse Coach Jim Boeheim BroBible Defamer Distractify
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Awful Friends Shame Mother for Posting Fake ISIS Beheading Plot, PM Says Distractify Fox News Gawker
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This Guy Made His Own Punk Musical Cockatoo The A.V. Club Distractify Laughing Squid
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UPenn Offers a Chance to Crush Your Spirit and Ruin Your Childhood BroBible Distractify
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Kendall's Bestie Gigi Hadid Shares Her Secret to a Ned Flanders-Themed Metal Band The A.V. Club Distractify Vh1
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Woman Charged After Allegedly Trying to Stick Her Finger in My Pants BroBible Distractify Fox News Gawker