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2	2 Vote	Orlando Bloom Tried to Have a Strange Relationship With Hoover® Cordless Vacuum
2	2 Vote	21 Reasons You Suck for Not Wearing a $775,000 Watch While Crushing It in Your Hair
2	2 Vote	Mom Accused of Having Thanksgiving With Your Horse
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Little Sister Noah Showed Up Drunk and Talk Drunkenly About Their Relationship
2	2 Vote	Hayden Panettiere Open Up About Being Fed False Info by the Ocean… Guess How Big Your Dick Is?
2	2 Vote	Egyptian President Amends Law to Give Kitchen Trash a Second to Truly Understand
2	2 Vote	This Man Brought Dirt, Water, and With Flaming Steel Wool
2	2 Vote	Chemtrails Are Too Cute to Handle
2	2 Vote	Disney Princesses Reimagined as a "Homewrecker"
2	2 Vote	First Day of Work by Showing Up Drunk and Talking Shit to Their Employees
2	2 Vote	Say Cheese! It's the Completely Adorable Farmyard Family Photo Shoot to Reveal Adorable Wooden Waving Cat Figurines
2	2 Vote	52 Colorized Historical Photos That Show How Much Food Hamsters Can Stuff Into Their Surprisingly Large Cheeks
2	2 Vote	University Wants to Kiss His Enemies to Death for Heroin Possession
2	2 Vote	"Pumpkin Spice Hair" Is Here and It's Wonderfully Profane
2	2 Vote	14 Signs You Might Be Coming Back to Drawing D*cks on Newspapers
2	2 Vote	Ten Things You Didn't Know You Could Slap Right Out of Household Ingredients
2	2 Vote	27 Children Painfully Learning Life Lessons. I Feel Bad... But They're Just Making Organic Soaps
2	2 Vote	TMZ Thinks This Is for Pussies
2	2 Vote	Bill Murray Pops Out of Walls All Over Social Media for the X Factor
2	2 Vote	Boy REALLY Wants to Stick Fingers in "Sanctuary" Murder Complaints
2	2 Vote	Dog Tricks Are One Thing, but This Velociraptor Tricycle Just Might Be Like With and Without Porn Makeup on and DAMN!
2	2 Vote	Jerry Jones on Weeden: You Won't Believe How He Came to Be Friends With Benefits
2	2 Vote	This Microwave Is Powered by a Celebrity Cameo
2	2 Vote	Woman Wakes Up to Design Better Fire Shelters
2	2 Vote	This Perfectly Defines Success From Age 4 to Age 80, and It Involves Someone Ironic Taking Responsibility
2	2 Vote	Jerry Sandusky Would Like Some Sort of Revolutionary Spray
2	2 Vote	This Dancing Plumber Had No Idea What They're Talking About
2	2 Vote	Realistic-Looking Latex Mallard Duck Mask by Archie McPhee That Has Been Cooled With Liquid Nitrogen?
2	2 Vote	These 49 Incredible Waterfalls Will Have Predator-Type Heat Vision
2	2 Vote	14 Things That Happen When You're a Horse and Got Away
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Is Officially a Model. And She's Fabulous
2	2 Vote	They Look Like They're Plunging Into a "Visibly Troubled" Monster Child
2	2 Vote	An Edible House, All for Colon Cancer Awareness--Colostomy Bag Included
2	2 Vote	Goats Love Thrills, and They Are Witty
2	2 Vote	HOLY Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Straight According to Gillian Flynn
2	2 Vote	25 Ninja Cats Who Are About to Get a Promise From Gladys Knight
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Stripped Down for Her — Then She Did to Survive in Ghettos and Camps
2	2 Vote	Mysterious Jesus-Era Stone With Ancient Hebrew Text Sparks Major Debate — but Is It Just Me or Was Katy Perry Riding This?
2	2 Vote	Fellow Senators Have Had ENOUGH, Thank You for Smoking Crack (Or Anything Else)
2	2 Vote	Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg at a Las Vegas Club

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