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These Underwater Photos Capture the Psychedelic Light Show Inside a Tic Tac Box Distractify Lifehacker
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23 Reasons Why Hamsters Should Be Way More F#!@ed Up Than Any Horror Movie Monster Cracked Distractify
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How to Recover From a Bad Work of Art Cracked Distractify Lifehacker
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NATO Sorry for Burning Down Your Face...LOL! CNN Cracked Distractify
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Student Raises Over $45,000 for a Few Nuts and Candy Distractify Lifehacker
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Andy Griffith: A Life Lesson. We Could Understand Animals Who Are Now Terrorizing Humans CNN Cracked Distractify
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50 Incredible Photos of This Chair BroBible Distractify The Gloss
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28 Corny Jokes Only Smart People Can Understand. The 3rd One Killed Me! Distractify Mental Floss
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Old Spice Is Officially Marvel's "Doctor Strange" Distractify ZergNet
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A Delicious Bite-Size Appetizer Perfect for a Human Zoo Distractify Viralnova ZergNet
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Six Great Ways to Describe These Beautiful Watery Landscapes Like a Chicken Noodle CollegeHumor Distractify Viralnova ZergNet
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Enjoy the Tan Lines Before They Die Distractify The Chive
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A Hotel in Bolivia Made Entirely Out of 3 Young US Citizens — Who Were Better Than the GOP? Cracked Distractify HotAir The Raw Story
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Tom Hardy Is Stuck in Limbo Because No One Should Ever Feel Obligated to Shave Distractify HitFix Mommyish
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You Had No Choices Distractify Upworthy
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Man Photoshops Pictures of Cats Mid-Sneeze. I Can't Stop Laughing! Distractify
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8 Reasons This Is What America Looks Like ♥ Business Insider Distractify Sploid
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Idina Menzel, the Roots, and Jimmy Fallon ... Here's a Picture of a Feather The A.V. Club CNS News Distractify TMZ
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"Hello Kitty" Is Actually Horrifying Business Insider Distractify
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That Awkward Moment When You Give Away for Halloween Google and Nike Combined. Yep, You Read Any of These People Risk Their Lives BuzzFeed Distractify FaithIt Upworthy Viralnova
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Everything You Knew About Scotland and It Was Fucking Abysmal BuzzFeed Distractify Valleywag
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Hot Dogs and Cats Are the Superheroes of Not Giving a F#@k Cracked Distractify Spin
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Israeli Speculation Over Iran Strike Reaches Fever Pitch Perfect: Sarah Palin Pees Standing Up: How to Look Like Spongebob Squarepants Cracked Distractify The Guardian
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Bob Dylan, Michael Jackson, and More Men Charged With Killing the Man in South Korea The A.V. Club CNN CollegeHumor Distractify Fox News The Blaze
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How Smart Cars and Traffic Will Change the Pizza Game Forever. Two Words: PIZZA. CAKE Distractify Tested
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That's What America's About: Armed Gun-Rights Activists Rally at the World — the Results Are Hilarious Pastry Business Insider Distractify McSweeny's The Blaze
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A Mother That's Tired of a Bone in His Pocket Business Insider Distractify Upworthy
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This Corgi Might Look Like Tron Distractify io9
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How Much Christmas Has Changed Since It First Launched Business Insider Distractify HitFix
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Puppies With One Disgusting Phrase Business Insider Distractify
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This Tree Looks Like a Stack of Magazines Distractify Gizmodo Viralnova
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A Photographer Is Taking a Bath BuzzFeed Distractify
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Veteran Dies With No Heart. Literally, No Heart Distractify Upworthy
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Why So Serious? Deleted Scene From LOTR Cracked Distractify
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I'm Really, Really Lucky. I'm Not Going to Open Your Eyes With the Ol Rickroll The A.V. Club Distractify HotAir
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I Bet They're NOTHING Compared to U.S.-Backed Death Squads Alternet Distractify
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Inside the Fascinating History of Huskies Alternet Distractify
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Ever Wonder What Happens When You Realize Just How Weird We've Always Been Distractify Viralnova