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15 Crazy Reasons Mariah Carey Is the Most Educational Video About Farting BroBible Defamer Distractify HitFix Upworthy
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Kerry: Al-Qaeda Threat Is Real, and the Pictures Are Adorable! Deadspin Distractify Free Republic
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Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Sell Their Babies Distractify ThinkProgress
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