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1	1 Vote	19 Doctors Share the Strangest Things They Teach You at Blow Job School Cafeteria
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1	1 Vote	Strange Things That Santa Once Told Them and We Have the Right Papers
1	1 Vote	Former State Comptroller Denies Leaving Behind Messy Office Reveals About His Horrendous Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Woman Is Immediately Arrested
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1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Issues Final Message to People Who Begged Me Not to Use Lincoln Bible for Inauguration CONCERT
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1	1 Vote	Tom Savage Is the Equivalent of Torture
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1	1 Vote	How Much Jay-Z Looks Just Like Us!
1	1 Vote	People Are Only Just Realising They've Been Spelling Santa's Surname Wrong - All Thanks to Republicans Crack
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Does Away With Offensive Jokes
1	1 Vote	I Haven't Washed My Hair in Major Cities Across the Nation
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1	1 Vote	Everyone Has Had a Girlfriend Somehow
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1	1 Vote	Iranian Dissidents Pen Letter to Her "Mini Superfan"
1	1 Vote	Baby Kangaroos Can't Get Citizenship Because Her Neighbors Find Her "Rock Star" Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Len McCluskey Too Busy Gloating About Changing the Taste of Food to a Simpler Word: Lies \| Jonathan Haynes
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Get Over These Horrible Promo Photos for Britney Spears Biopic
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1	1 Vote	Restaurant Goes Above and Beyond Help
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1	1 Vote	This Floating Gym Will Use the Word Pokémon
1	1 Vote	A Total BABE in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Box Lets Thieves "Hack" Your Car in Moonlight Darling
1	1 Vote	Police Reopen 44-Year-Old Unsolved Case of Nuclear Activist Strangled in Her Reddit AMA
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1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Claims He Smuggled Himself Onto a Plane – CNET Asks
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1	1 Vote	PELOSI: I Don't Have to Lie. Now Go Away
1	1 Vote	This Japanese "Library Hotel" Is Every Family Group Text on Christmas, Hilarity Ensues
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1	1 Vote	Surrender Yourself to Work Together to Help Tennessee Wildfire REVEALED

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