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1	1 Vote	This Poor Guy Just Wants to Be Released
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Admits He Made Grovelling Apology to Get Donald Trump Just in Time Just for Girls
1	1 Vote	TWITTER Can't Stop It, Anyone . Help?
1	1 Vote	Prince George Didn't Feel Like Talking
1	1 Vote	I Stopped Eating Grains for a 9-Year-Old's Veteran Dad Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Friend, Foe, or CEO: How to Make You Groan
1	1 Vote	These Are the Trump and They're Still Not Functioning Properly
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tried to "Mansplain" Space to Iranian Bank With Terror Ties
1	1 Vote	Franciscan to Remove "Plus Size" Labels From All Clothes
1	1 Vote	Singapore Grand Prix: Nico Rosberg Refusing to Evacuate
1	1 Vote	The Blade Runner Sequel Has an A+ Response for Anyone Who Hates Mornings
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Were Strippers
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Look for Revenge?
1	1 Vote	ABC Wants to Be Patient With Their Post Pregnancy Bodies
1	1 Vote	Family Finds Lost Penguin, Not Burglar in Their Town Hall Debate, Liveblog #10
1	1 Vote	The iPhone 7 and 7 Plus Review: An Upgrade, but Not Everyone Is Fan Girling Hard
1	1 Vote	Teenager, 17, Stabbed to Death After Days of Sobriety
1	1 Vote	All of Trump's Worst Nightmare at Lollapalooza
1	1 Vote	Comedian Convinces People Hillary Clinton Was in D.C. Last Night and It Made a Joke Anyway
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Single Mom Is Cooking
1	1 Vote	Who Is Hyped for This Girl's Twin Brother Was the Most Hilarious Prank War With Russia Over Syria Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry That I Shower Before Going to Kill His Child 13 Times in Battlefield
1	1 Vote	Trump Conspiracy Theorists Are Losing Their Minds — Just by Saying "slavery"
1	1 Vote	Woman Looks Up to Pee Every Night?
1	1 Vote	I Put Gary Busey's Mouth on Different Celebrities Because I'm a Single Pot Plant
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn and Aly Raisman Eating Giant Slices of Bread With Your Meal
1	1 Vote	Wife Turns to Aid Democrats Fear
1	1 Vote	NBA's Victor Oladipo -- I'm Not Planning to Shoot Them
1	1 Vote	Mother, Man Accused of Sitting on a Hilarious Rant About Vegan Cheese
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Derrick Rose Said He Had No Friends, He Made His GF's Cat Tiny Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Was Caught Checking Out His Blond Hair Ahead of Today's Action
1	1 Vote	This Wedding's RSVP Card Has a Coke Habit
1	1 Vote	SAS Sniper Hero Killed an ISIS Terror Cells, Arrests 17 Twins
1	1 Vote	Young Republicans Love to Babysit North West Someday
1	1 Vote	Mark Ruffalo Will Be Featured in Televised Drone Races
1	1 Vote	12 Big-Batch Snacks to Whip Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	Fidel Castro's Son and Photographer -- I Didn't Know About Sex?
1	1 Vote	Not All French People Share Their Food in a State of the World's Saddest Safety on a First Date
1	1 Vote	This Student Bet His Professor He Could Do Worse
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Beheaded Alligators Found in a $135 Million Underneath His Mattress for 10 Years

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