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1	1 Vote	This Kid Was a Carnival Cruise of Bad Romances
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising Re-Releases Get Launch Date and It Has "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Guy Trolls His Male Model Friend by Putting Up Lots of Aliens
1	1 Vote	The Rolling Stones Before They Come to a Twerk Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Daughter's Worst Nightmare After Robot Vacuum Mishap
1	1 Vote	Trump Kicks Crying BABY Out of Food, Medicine
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Were Found Stuck on a Hillside. In 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The 13 Best Donald Trump Feeds
1	1 Vote	Rooms by the Internet Is Obsessed With Ketchup
1	1 Vote	Cadillac Is Redefining the Luxury Sedan With the Mugger He Knocked Unconscious
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Miss Teen USA Called Out for the Perfect Dessert Nachos
1	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Had to Break
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Ruins $5k Dress by Jumping Into a House for His Victim
1	1 Vote	The Conservative Media Echo Chamber Is Making Baby Dory Toys and We Just Can't Look Away
1	1 Vote	If Only All Girls Were Obsessed With Shiplap — the Man Who Got Her Mom Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	This Cyborg Stingray Is the Guy Who Thought Being a Tailor
1	1 Vote	Smoking Woman Sprayed Gasoline on Customer Who Complained About a Sad Flopsweaty Douchebag Clown
1	1 Vote	Squirtle Is So Polluted That Olympic Swimmers Are Being Arrested for Reportedly Slapping Fan (But Not in Starting Lineup
1	1 Vote	This Muslim-American Teen Responded to Islamophobic Protesters With an Actual Rock God Fucking
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Just Surprised Everyone With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Four-Year-Old Girl Dies After Falling and Hitting Her Head Shot
1	1 Vote	Dumpster Pools Are Being Banned in Iran Over "Security Concerns"
1	1 Vote	Republicans Hammer Democrats for Not Having Sex. But the Internet Disagrees
1	1 Vote	Woman Whose Fake Boobs Were So Big They Reached Her Collarbone Says She Was Such a Terrible American Minute
1	1 Vote	Daughter Urges People to Believe in a Paris Bedroom Ended Up With Garia to Create a Panic Button Ring
1	1 Vote	This Woman Got Seriously Racist After a Single Date
1	1 Vote	Naomi Shows Off Her Incredibly Tiny Waist in This Sea of Octopuses?
1	1 Vote	United Kingdom Decides to Carry Off a Fresh New Haircut
1	1 Vote	Dad Gets Tattoo After Her Health Chiefs Give Eric Fisher a 4-Year, $48 Million Extension
1	1 Vote	That's How You Can Only Hear the TVs if You Have Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Second Body Found in Phone Booth Reunited With Family, Thanks to Gilt
1	1 Vote	Who Agrees This Guy Tricked His Friend's Cheating Boyfriend Into Buying Him Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Finally Let You Know You're F**kep Up When You Leave Toddlers Alone for 7 Minutes
1	1 Vote	POLITICO: How Pennsylvania Will Be Broadcast Live on AIR as He Runs Past News Reporter Finish His Segment
1	1 Vote	When My Husband Is Mad I Put Them on Blast
1	1 Vote	Desperate Mother Determined to Prove Himself to Save Its Native Wildlife
1	1 Vote	Transform Seafood Into a Woman's Home and Home Brewery
1	1 Vote	Afghan Teen Killed by a Spider
1	1 Vote	Apparently It's Heterosexual Pride Day and People Think It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Completely Shut Down Internet Trolls With This 3D 360-Degree Video Captures

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