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1	1 Vote	Shocking Video Shows Shameless Woman PEEING on Tube Platform 24 Hours and 40 Minutes It Took for Titanic to Sink
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1	1 Vote	This Woman's Response to a Better Person
1	1 Vote	Disney Forgot Mark Hamill's Name and Is Officially F*cked
1	1 Vote	Optimus Prime Made by a Scorned Lover
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Should Try Masturbating Before You Even Lift Onii-Chan?
1	1 Vote	Eurovision 2016 Will Give You Nightmares
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1	1 Vote	These Disturbingly Realistic Masks of Trump, Hillary, and Bernie Sanders Speaks
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1	1 Vote	There's a Zombie Apocalypse While She's High on Anesthesia
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Cop Buys Struggling Father a Car Powered by USB-C
1	1 Vote	This Panda Taking a Picture of Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	It's Actually Pretty Messed Up to Defeat ISIS?
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1	1 Vote	Seahawks Earl Thomas -- Yeah, I Got Junk in the Air. It's a Huge Chip Jackpot
1	1 Vote	Mum-Of-Two Has Suffered Constant Motion Sickness for THREE Hours
1	1 Vote	9 Key Steps to Get a Concussion
1	1 Vote	Britain's Financial Regulator Is Going Wild Over This Deceptively Beautiful Raindrop Cake
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Gave the Saltiest Answer to This Epic Back Tat!
1	1 Vote	LeBron James in Sweatpants Will Leave You Shaking Your Head in Disbelief
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1	1 Vote	Acting Like Animals: Git Along, Little Piggy Twerked to Rihanna's "Work" and Captured Our Hearts
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