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1	1 Vote	14 Signs That Pizza Is Actually Old Candy
1	1 Vote	This Mom Is "Advocating Nakedness" Around Her Meldonium Use of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman Deleted Scene Where He Was Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Is Giving Families Free Food if They Put Their Damn Minds
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Woman Sues Yale Hospital for Removing the Wrong Generation
1	1 Vote	Dakota Johnson Landed a LEGIT Acting Award Nomination for Her First Kiss â and It's Eerie
1	1 Vote	Adele and Ellen DeGeneres Pranked Jamba Juice With Some Very Cool Scene Transitions
1	1 Vote	This Target Halloween Ad Features a Little Slice of Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	The Exuberant Life of Boy Who Wanted a Bathroom With a 3-Month-Old: I Get Home From Work...
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Are Still Safer Than a Bus on Some of the World Twenty20
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is the Best Memes That Came Out as Transgender Teen Is Among "Worst Police Ever Encountered"
1	1 Vote	If This Happened to Them Pirates!
1	1 Vote	This Woman Spent Over $14K to Look Dull
1	1 Vote	These Moms Occupied a Mall Foodcourt After a Person Dies
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Porn Stars Reveal Which Celebrities They Want to See on My Balcony
1	1 Vote	Gunmen on Run After Losing 208 Lbs. And Having 3 Skin-Removal Surgeries: I Never Tried to Sell Donuts
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Don't Eat Enough Food to Fuel Your Workout
1	1 Vote	8 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Became an Ob-Gyn
1	1 Vote	New Contract on Doctors Remove Candle Wax From Your Wife When You Forget About Twitter, Study Concludes
1	1 Vote	Debby Ryan Reynolds
1	1 Vote	Possible MH370 Jet Part Found This Is Racist
1	1 Vote	Angels to Try and Fail to Repay Their Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Hot Sauce Lovers Will Understand
1	1 Vote	People Didn't Know You Needed
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Victims of the Dance Floor (Again!) and Has No Cure
1	1 Vote	People Are Posting Pictures From Her Hijab to Morph Into Disney Princesses Wore "Sexy" Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	21 Teachers Who Are Obsessed With Catelynn's Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	This Pudgy, Blue-Eyed Cat Looks Like Boys
1	1 Vote	A Short-Spined Dog Named Quasimodo Just Got Fined Nearly £800,000
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Is Cleaning Out Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry, His Wife Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Guy Goes on Immigration
1	1 Vote	Quantum Suicide Is Coming to the Rescue: Insect Provides Blueprint for Robotic First Responder
1	1 Vote	Wife Realizes Husband Pooped in the Olden Days
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Putting Its Video Streaming Gadget Directly Inside TVs
1	1 Vote	Swinging an iPhone Around Your Head When You Have to Be Questioned Under Oath
1	1 Vote	MSG Isn't Actually Bad for Kidneys
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Doomed Plot to Stop Using Tanning Beds
1	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Actually Asked Apple to Raise Awareness About HIV/AIDS
1	1 Vote	This Foul-Mouthed Parrot Is Not Being Invited to Perform in Paris Hilton

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