Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / Distractify Smash Distractify

5,712 smashes / 11,620 upvotes / smashed from 3,522 real headlines

3.3 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	Minivan Crashes Into a Series of Tweets
1	1 Vote	Angus King Says He'll Get Tough After This Terrifying Video of Taylor Swift's Relationship
1	1 Vote	Remarkable Girl Born Without a Permit and Then Everybody Left
1	1 Vote	This German Player Is Made Entirely Out of Ohio Prison on Parole
1	1 Vote	People Are Scared of Russian Women Now
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Hiddleswift
1	1 Vote	How to Get Parents to Vaccinate Their Kids This Is Reality as He Is in Orbit Around Jupiter
1	1 Vote	Each Year 70 Million Sharks Die for Having Sex, Shaming Them on Blast for an Ultrasound to Find Pikachu
1	1 Vote	First on CNN: Clinton Campaign Hopes to Get Out of Other People's Pubic Hair Growth
1	1 Vote	The Breakup Between T.Swift and Calvin Harris Yes, Taylor Wrote Lyrics but I'm TIRED!
1	1 Vote	The #FatAssesBreakTheInternet Hashtag Is Getting a Sequel in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Floridians Are in and Everyone Said "Nah"
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Get Into a Song About His Grass.. He Told the Landlord That He Will Die
1	1 Vote	No One to Feel Like a VW Microbus
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Wants Google to Train Like a Scared Puppy ?
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dad Just Invented the Most Popular Clothing Store in Your Country?
1	1 Vote	LeBron, D-Wade and CP3 Are Having Way Too Many Emails
1	1 Vote	A Nautical New York Chipotle Is Trying to Befriend Fanatics
1	1 Vote	Police Find "Kill List" at Home of Course His Wife Is in "Finding Dory"
1	1 Vote	Undocumented Valedictorian Had to Say He Is Like the 2008 Financial Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Every Bone in Boy's Face Is Exhaustingly Cliché
1	1 Vote	MINION Made Me Late for a Heartbreaking Reason
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Don't Wear Color
1	1 Vote	Dad's Honest Facebook Post Shows Just How Much Pain It Is
1	1 Vote	HBO Just Confirmed This Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	The Parents of Major League Baseball Players Question Why No Warm-Up After Rain Delay
1	1 Vote	Rainbow Sushi Is So Pissed
1	1 Vote	Original Concept Drawings of Disney Are Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	Dog's Face Is Exhaustingly Cliché
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's Birthday... So... Happy Birthday to Donald Trump Hails
1	1 Vote	This Tube of Toothpaste
1	1 Vote	Debra Messing Responded to His Critics
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders The Sanest Man in Your 20's
1	1 Vote	NBA FINALS: Here Are 6 Creepy Similarities Between the Two Sexes
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Goes on the Trade Block
1	1 Vote	Scared of Needles? Blame Your Parents Discipline
1	1 Vote	DAD Tries to Tap in to America's Innovation Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	Give Homemade Croutons Extra Oomph With These Hilarious Jeans
1	1 Vote	If They're Just Getting by the Insane Bathroom Policy
1	1 Vote	People Are Just as Awkward as Yours

← Previous
1
2
…
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
…
142
143
Next →