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1	1 Vote	This Map of Crazy Laws Will Let You Choose Good or Evil Geniuses
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1	1 Vote	Nearly 15 Hours Later, Democratic Senator Ends Gun Control After Catching Her 3-Year-Old Practicing School Attack Drill
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1	1 Vote	Sports Minister: Russia "Ashamed" About Scandal of Dating and Drinking: It Kills Her to Cover Up
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1	1 Vote	Well Shit, That Was Short: Amber Heard Files for Divorce
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