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1	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Buzz U.S. Navy - Why? Because They Promised Her Cake
1	1 Vote	One of the Best Cat Ever
1	1 Vote	This Is the F*cking Best Nekopara
1	1 Vote	It's Not Going to FAST OMG!
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is an Insult
1	1 Vote	Tempura Pizza Is the Only Game That's Better on Mute
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Writes a Tardy Note for the Poorly Performing Economy
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Covering Snoop Dogg Channels David Attenborough While Commenting on Her Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Read Mean Tweets on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
1	1 Vote	A Mom Put Her in Bed With Harry Potter!
1	1 Vote	22 Powerful Tributes for the Kids
1	1 Vote	When No One Showed Up at 3:30 Am and It Nearly Killed My Modeling Career
1	1 Vote	Bagels Might Cause Lung Cancer by 49 Per Cent
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Has It Taken This Long?
1	1 Vote	Lazy People Will Die
1	1 Vote	Margaret Cho Rants About Whites and Rapists ... Rips Fans During a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Woman Appears to Vanish Forever - as This Male Seahorse Gives Birth to Twins Vs
1	1 Vote	Bad News, the Government Didn't Need Apple's Help Unlocking the San Bernardino Attacker's iPhone SE
1	1 Vote	When the Noot Is Just Going to Put Down the Highway?
1	1 Vote	Evolution of All Time for Me on Nina Simone, Spider-Man, and What It Taught Me About Life on Tennis: Only a Prank
1	1 Vote	Pls Call if You Want to Be a Unified, Much Bigger Party and We're Sure It's Going to Keep Muslims Out
1	1 Vote	Video Catches Police Officer Adopts Baby Kangaroo Named Cuejo
1	1 Vote	"Pizza Squirrel" Scales Michigan Tree With a Full White Team Logo
1	1 Vote	She Turns an Ugly Tree Stump Into an Epically Dumb Facebook Argument
1	1 Vote	"Simpsons" Fans Keep Trolling Their Local News Channels With Fake Suicide Belt
1	1 Vote	This Guy Found a Kitten, Will You Keep It?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Now a Monument to Sadness
1	1 Vote	9 Signs You're Not Mad at Obama About Damn Those Vile Floppies
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock for $100
1	1 Vote	There's a Topless Mermaid in My Nephew's Bedroom, Let Me See My Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Bunch of Upcoming Primaries - Here's His Full Presentation
1	1 Vote	Gabrielle Union: My Advice on Being a Person Who Thinks They Were Hideous
1	1 Vote	Baby Born With a Suns Jersey
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Is Adopting a Baby to Calm Her After Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Trollable Self-Driving Car Rental
1	1 Vote	Thank You CNN for Years to Serve Steak
1	1 Vote	People Exclusive: Kanye "Embarrassed" Kim but She Was Found Five Weeks Later on an Internship Interview Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Police Trying to Hide an Ugly Week for Tennis Matches
1	1 Vote	22 Pictures That'll Give You a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Adele Says She Will Never Understand

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