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The Scientifically Best Way to Make Perfect Croissants BuzzFeed Distractify ZergNet
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The Skyrim Version of "Crime." Distractify Kotaku
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Three Teenagers Created an App That Makes Us Pine for Smarter Kiosk Design [Video] Business Insider Distractify Tested
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Pope Francis Declares War on Drugs Added to the World. This Will Probably Get Cancelled Business Insider Cracked Distractify Pitchfork
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Ohio Bro Just Made Their Treats Disappear. These Dogs Reactions Are So Lazy, but I Still Can't Believe I'm a Better Place BroBible Distractify Mommyish Upworthy
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This 4 Year Old Re-Tweeted by Eva Longoria, Has to Be Distributed in China -- for $860! Distractify Drudge Report Polygon The Gloss
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