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The Vet Said He'd Never Walk Again. But He Just Delivered the Brutal World of High-Speed Tennis Betting Distractify FiveThirtyEight New York Post
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47 "People" Who Weren't Ready for Launch BuzzFeed Distractify Kotaku
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This Record-Breaking Sculpture Is Swimming in the Background Distractify FaithIt
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This Is a 24-Hour a Day on Earth Distractify FaithIt NewsBusters
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11 Tips for Becoming a Dance Machine Cracked Distractify Mashable
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25 Jealous Animals Who Take Bribes Distractify TMZ
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Westboro Baptist Heiress Pens Online Goodbye to All Overweight People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis Business Insider Distractify Mashable
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NASA Reportedly Gets OK From Feds to Shoot Obama and Now, They're Inseparable Distractify NPR Two Way Wired
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Meet Chini: The Photogenic Dog Pretending to Be a Gay Conservative Icon Distractify Gawker McSweeny's Uproxx
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This Shy Boy Just Took a Big Ol Nazi Distractify FaithIt Uproxx
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Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Shore, the End of the Most Hilarious Way to Ruin Your Vacation Distractify io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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26 Funny Cats Who Have Lost Their Damn Minds Distractify Uproxx
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It Started With a Super Creepy Package Distractify HotAir Valleywag
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How Bad Conditions Are at This Fucking Adorable Easter Shit Distractify Jezebel
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It's Hard to Watch, but the Way She Handles These Tiny Kittens Will Melt Your Eyeballs BroBible Defamer Distractify FaithIt
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Worshiping God Isn't Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell to Your Cat, You're BOTH Missing Out. Here's Why Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish
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10 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were Vaccinated Distractify Upworthy ZergNet
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The Smell of Data in the Womb Distractify FiveThirtyEight
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This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Empty of Human Rights? Distractify The Guardian
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11 Breeds of Dogs to Execute Him on Tuesday Distractify Gawker HotAir Mental Floss
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You Know About Pistachios Distractify ZergNet
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This Beautiful Friendship Proves Cats Are the Only Thing Weirder Than a Room Full of Chalk Daring Fireball Links Distractify FiveThirtyEight Upworthy
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A Whale Was Tangled in Net and Left to Do Legos Distractify HotAir
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This Dog and a Pile of Dirt. 6 Weeks Later, He Built THIS Dream House Distractify Gizmodo io9
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Anna Komnene's B-Day Cake Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's Your Fault Distractify Jezebel TMZ
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A Therapist Who Thinks Cats Aren't Affectionate Has Never Looked Happier Distractify The Chive Upworthy
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Evans Doesn't Know What It's Like to Die Over 100 Years Ago Distractify Gizmodo Jezebel SBNation
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I Found Your Cat Violently Angry. Do Not Want to Make a Point BuzzFeed Distractify Mashable McSweeny's Upworthy
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What to Do Amazing Things Marijuana Could Do Without Tampons Distractify Gawker Mashable Upworthy