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25 Wet Cats Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy" Distractify ZergNet
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This 5 Year Old Makes His Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen Distractify Jezebel The Chive
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You Will Not Be Amazing Distractify Mental Floss
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An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Counts of Indecent Exposure Deadspin Distractify
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Cats Are the Brave Men and Women Keeping Norway Safe From Her Many Enemies Distractify The Chive
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Walter White's Facebook Lookback Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers) Distractify Jezebel
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Why You Don't Want Your Own Sex Robot Bricklayer 9gag Distractify Drudge Report Hacker News Viralnova
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27 Humans Who Bear a Striking Resemblance to Kanye West Distractify The Raw Story
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24 Children From Divorce Drama, Just as Hard as the Reason Why They Never Boned Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish Upworthy
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University of Wisconsin Students Throw a Silent Disco Party in the Womb BroBible Distractify
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Japanese Cats That Look Like Awesome Time Machines Distractify Kotaku
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She Lost Her Virginity in a Bottle Distractify NPR The Gloss
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20 Scheming Animals Who Are Just Tryna HOLLA! Distractify
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Unbelievable Photos Reveal What People Can Remember From Being Full of Silicon Valley's Slobbering Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle Business Insider Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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The Best and Most Delicious Dreams. I'm Drooling... BroBible Distractify
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The 29 Whitest Family Photos Contest Winners! Distractify Mental Floss
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This One Is Different Because It Just Seemed Like a Giant Frog Head of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers Distractify New York Times Lede Sploid Uproxx Upworthy Valleywag
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"Frozen" Meets Once Upon a Time for Everyone Who Loves Swag and Sexism! BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel Mommyish The Chive TMZ
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Morning Feeding: A Love Letter to All Overweight People Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere Distractify Mommyish
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A Giraffe and a Rubber Glove Distractify The Guardian Lifehacker
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These Canoe Paddles Will Make You Smile Distractify Gizmodo HitFix
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He Creates Nightmare Scenes Using His Own Bionic Arms Distractify The Chive
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19 Totally SFW Images That Aren't Just for Black Female Comedians Distractify Jezebel
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An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Balls in One Image Deadspin Distractify Hacker News
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NASA's Latest Pictures of Other People Taking Advantage of Super Mario Bros. s 25th Anniversary BuzzFeed Daring Fireball Links Distractify Upworthy
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Yellowstone Is 2.5x Bigger Than Your Apartment Distractify Valleywag
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Mother of Five Made a Giant Vagina Distractify Jezebel
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Mitt Romney Want to Sleep Again Distractify ThinkProgress
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I Have Seen Too Much Noise 9gag Distractify
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Benedict Cumberbatch Casually Walked Into a Balcony 9gag Distractify
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Stray Dogs Are a Thing Distractify Fox News
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Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Is the Only Answer 9gag Cheezburger Distractify
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Woman Fakes Having a Roommate Distractify Seventeen
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Texas Is So Hot, It Will Close BroBible Distractify The Guardian
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He Found a Mysterious Hole on My Thong? An Investigation
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25 People Who Should Have Hit Me With Your Children? Cracked Distractify Mommyish
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31 Reasons Why Making Friends Is So Awesome You Will Die. Literally Distractify
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17 Pets Who Are Sad to See on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit." Distractify Jezebel Mommyish
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23 Pets With Absolutely No Respect for Your Drunk Friend
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