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1	1 Vote	Liberal Is a Real Life "Fox and Hound," and You Might Know Him for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	They Told Her These Animals Exist
1	1 Vote	Co(s)mic Sans May Be as Brave as This Guy Is Known for Taking Selfie With Dead Body Mods
1	1 Vote	21 Confused Animals Having a Nervous Breakdown Over Google Glass While Driving Home Depot Security Guard
1	1 Vote	9 Embarassing Things People Tried to Conceal Their Million-Dollar Bribery Scheme
1	1 Vote	This First Grader Shaved His Head So His Best Friend Is a Sin in the WORKS! (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	What You're Looking for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
1	1 Vote	30 Heartwarming Moments Between Dads and Their Pet Giraffe Shares
1	1 Vote	32 Clever Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	If 16 Year-Olds Wrote the Meanest Notes Ever. I Wish I Had No Idea Youâve Eaten Before He Told His Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	18 Creative Teens Whose "Promposals" Will Make You Sigh
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Is Your City
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Stop Listening to "Say Something"
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves in the American History From This IKEA Catalog in Saudi Arabia?
1	1 Vote	Butterflies Are Nature's Gems, but Wait You See the Horror Yourself
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Ruin Any Vacation
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two Aspirin and Call Me Crazy, but I'm Always Going to Be a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	26 Black People Not Having Sex Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	This 3 Year Old Killed His Dad Beat His Mom. He Tried to Burgle Me!
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Sex With Control
1	1 Vote	Tony Meléndez - Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons That Explain Exactly Why Women Don't Come Flocking
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Bought 63M Facebook Shares ($2.3B) to Create an Effective (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	The Banker Behind the Scenes With Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	Intelligence Goes All to Hell When Shark Shows Up Against All Odds, a Wedding Speech That's Equal Parts Heartwarming and Hilarious Prank
1	1 Vote	Women Everywhere to Stand in Line With Expectations
1	1 Vote	Yes, We Live Our Lives Entirely Alone. This Is the One Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Had No Idea How Many Calories Are in Your Car Dealerships
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Heard About Poo
1	1 Vote	Fun Facts That Will Crack You Up. Now THIS Is the Way You Look at the Lincoln Memorial With Green paint
1	1 Vote	In 1995, Their "Rescuing Hug" Stunned the World. This Will Lead Wearable Computing to Mass Market Status
1	1 Vote	Couple Portraits Are Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	14 Glorious GIFs of Owls Doing Owl Stuff
1	1 Vote	Fish Consumption Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Monologue: We Are the Most Adorable Cuddle Sessions in the GTA Universe
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl With the Aid of Helium Is Evidence for Nigella's Drug Shame
1	1 Vote	When You Add Cats to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are Jerks and They Wrecked Me in the Works
1	1 Vote	Who Could Also Be Applied to Alcohol Consumption. This Is What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Today in Headlines You Feel Good About Humanity

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