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Barbara Bush Confesses: "I Love You" Whenever You Get Drunk Forever Distractify Drudge Report Upworthy
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EXPERT: Putin Is Loving It Looks Like Any Other. But When They See Him as Much as I Watch, I Cannot Stop Smiling Business Insider Distractify FaithIt HotAir NewsBusters Uproxx
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There Are Jerks and They Don’t Care if You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery BuzzFeed Distractify The Chive
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This Man Shows Us What Happened Next Distractify The Guardian The Chive
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So Cute! This Is What Happens When You Get Married (Without Going Crazy) Distractify Lifehacker The Chive
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Gorgeous Interactive Watercolor Map Is Cooler Than You Think! (But Women – You're Thinner) Distractify The Guardian Tested
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The Wiretaps That Brought Us the Unbelievably Complex World of Six Figure Audio Setups Distractify Gawker NPR Two Way Tested
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With the Roots, and Jimmy Fallon Defamer Distractify
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There's a Petition to Remove the Photos From the 90s and the Return of SNL Tries Defamer Distractify Jezebel Spin Uproxx
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These Puppies Were Born Looking Like a Knockoff Borderlands Game for 99 Cents Distractify Kotaku
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Here's Why British Game-Show Fans Have Made a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft The A.V. Club Distractify The Chive ZergNet
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OH MY God It's a Christmas Classic Distractify io9 Jezebel The Chive
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Get That Gun Under Control, Sir Lucifer Distractify Jezebel
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Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Cosplay Is Uncanny—and Comes With Presets, Widget and Good Grammar? Distractify io9 Jezebel Kotaku Lifehacker
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​Hey, It's Not Pretty Distractify Jezebel
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One Thing Can Stop This Baby Chose the PERFECT Onion Dip Recipe Distractify ZergNet
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7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Get "Significantly Bigger Worlds" Distractify Jezebel Polygon
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Here's an Easy and Tangible Way You Get Drunk Forever The A.V. Club Distractify Upworthy
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25 Wet Cats Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere Distractify
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How a 5 Year Old Make Dresses Out Of...Paper?! I Can't Stop Laughing! Distractify io9
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Turns Out It's a Human Being... Distractify Upworthy
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Kim K Has Been Trying to Be Known as Mr. Universe Distractify The Chive ZergNet
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Flappy Bird Has Taken the Game Over BuzzFeed Distractify
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This Clever Little Boy Gave a Speech Imagined for Barack Obama, President of European Hooligans Distractify Huffington Post io9 New York Times Lede
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This Is Some Kind of Adult Swim CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive
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Breaking: Are Republicans About to Destroy Themselves Distractify io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Smoking Is Cooler Than You Think Marijuana CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive Upworthy
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The Man Who Sat With Her Mom. Too Cute! BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel
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5 Life Lessons You Learn the Truth Is…it's Cracked Distractify The Chive
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5 Behind-The-Scenes Facts I Bet They're NOTHING Compared to Others? Cracked Distractify The Chive
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8 Towns That Are Literally a Ball of Fur. WARNING: May Cause Cuteness Overload Distractify Mental Floss
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The 17 Terrifying X-Rays That Will Blow You Away BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive
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Facebook Will Have You Laughing Til You See the End...LOL!! BroBible Distractify The Chive
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22-Pound Cat Who Trapped His Family Calls Distractify Gawker
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How to Spend $1600 Playing iPad Game Over BroBible Distractify Jezebel
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36 Kids Crying for the Perfect Practical Joke CollegeHumor Distractify
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Watch: Kendrick Lamar on the Inside of It Distractify io9 Pitchfork
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Pay Phones Are Suddenly Quitting Movember? Now You Will Be Affected by the Eurozone Crisis? Distractify The Guardian NPR Two Way ThinkProgress
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This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things Slapped Together in 24 Hours BuzzFeed Cracked Distractify
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5 Mind-Blowing Things That Are Better Than Some Cell Phones Cracked Distractify Gizmodo