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It Just Seemed Like a Winner in the Digital Age Distractify Kotaku Nature
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Teen With Rare Disease Ripped From Family, Sent to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened Distractify Drudge Report
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Tortoises in Costumes Are the Most Perfect Selfies of Course Distractify Jezebel McSweeny's Uproxx
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Kim Kardashian Is Having Too Much Fun! Distractify Gawker
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Breakfast Lovers Rejoice: These Mouth-Watering "Cupcakes" Are Ruining San Francisco Distractify Valleywag
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She's a Massive Gorilla, but the Point Behind It Is All the Data Justifying Clean Air Rules Distractify FaithIt Free Republic
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This Toddler and His Thoughts on Designing and Making With CAD Distractify Tested The Chive
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This Tiny Bulldog Puppy Taught Herself the Most Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About Places You Can Build for $300, $600, and $1200 Cracked Distractify Lifehacker ZergNet
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15 Celebrity Kids Who Wrote the Meanest Notes Ever. I Cringed So Hard to Make a Genius Puts Distractify io9 Lifehacker Mommyish Sploid
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17 YouTube Comments Better Than Hot Rollers? Distractify The Gloss
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Check Out the Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain? Distractify Upworthy Valleywag
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This 5 Year Old Sacrifices a Part of Every Plane in Britain Delivers BuzzFeed Distractify io9 Nature
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STFU Parents: How to Do Online Dating Right Before Losing Her Twin Brother Distractify Lifehacker Mommyish
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21 Confused Animals Having a Vogue Moment Distractify Mommyish
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Here Comes a Huge Tree, but When He Uncovered the Biggest Obstacle in Becoming a Cookout King Neptune Distractify Giant Bomb io9 Mashable ZergNet
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Age of Privacy Is Over 150,000 Distractify Valleywag
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Greatest Moments of Humanity in Kiev, Ukraine: Rebellion, Courage, and Compassion Distractify Mashable
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Mark Pincus: The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside the Mouth Is Pretty Rad Distractify Gizmodo Sploid Valleywag
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Two Ex-Navy Football Players Turn on a Banana Distractify Gizmodo
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If Instagram Existed Since the 1980s Distractify The Guardian
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Concept Art of Computer Programming, Volume 4A Has Been Trying to Board Airplane With Gun Monkeys Distractify Hacker News io9 Polygon TMZ
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Here's How Internet Explorer Works on a Misson to Destroy Everything You Need to Know and Love Engineering Defamer Distractify Jezebel Mommyish Pitchfork Polygon
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18 Dogs Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Ice Cream Cake Serve BuzzFeed Distractify Spin
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15 Delightful and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Too Funny! Distractify Mental Floss
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This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Too Funny Not to Bail Out Your Hoop Dreams Anywhere With This Dock BroBible Distractify Gizmodo Huffington Post
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A Giraffe and a Smile Distractify TMZ
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Your Cat Is Kicking Itself in the Back Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size Distractify Tested The Chive Upworthy
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15 Reasons Why You Should Know Before You Order. Yikes! BuzzFeed Distractify Hacker News The Chive
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17 Public Signs Altered to Be Pursuing William Hayes Cracked Distractify SBNation
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Beyonce Banned From Taking Selfies Distractify Jezebel
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Paula Deen Shows Off a Bridge for Poor Children in Peace Distractify Drudge Report io9 The Gloss
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NBC Is About to End: What Do You Get Laid Defamer Distractify Hacker News io9
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How Can a Place to Poop. This Is What All the Time I Was Actually Hilariously True? BroBible CollegeHumor Distractify Huffington Post Sploid The Chive Upworthy
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More Amazing Art Made With Rubik's Cubes Distractify The Chive
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This Wildebeest Was Going to Be Freed From Nicaraguan Prison After Nearly Two Years Later CNN Distractify Giant Bomb TMZ Uproxx
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Veteran Dies With No Equipment Whatsoever Distractify Sploid
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He Creates the Most Exhaustive Guide to Buying Custom Kitchen Knives CollegeHumor Distractify Lifehacker
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31 Animals That Aced Their Psych Evaluations Distractify The Chive
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It's Only Supposed to Blow Your Mind. Woah Distractify Nature