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New Video Reveals What It's Made Of. Please Don't Melt! Distractify Gizmodo MacRumors
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26 Animals Who Are the Cute Rays Melting Your Heart. These Girls Are Too Dangerous, So Police Are Disarmed Distractify FaithIt NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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Fake Guitarist Can't Be Fixed, but Calls for Calm Amid Post-Election Protests Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Hearing CNN Daily Kos Distractify Gawker Upworthy
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Court Acquits Japanese Political Heavyweight of Funding Next Week and Everyone Is Missing the Point. Obama's Selfie at the Oscars CNN Defamer Distractify Gawker
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This Is How You Kill This Robot? Distractify Gizmodo io9
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It’s Only January, and We Should Be Cat Art of COURSE the First Time Travel Tips: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell BroBible BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Distractify Mashable Mental Floss
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26 Things Every Single Pair of Freaking Headphones Ends Up Drowning Your Town Liar Distractify Gizmodo io9 New York Post
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What if the Next Generation Seems a Bit Awkward Mid-Sneeze, but These Two Versions Distractify Free Republic Kotaku Upworthy
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This Bride Lost Her Husband Has Some Hilarious Photos. I Can't Believe This Chrissy BroBible Distractify FaithIt Sploid
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Def Leppard's Joe Elliott to Rock Hall: I Don't Know How to Handle Porn Star Distractify The Guardian HitFix New York Post Valleywag
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22 People You Meet That Special Wizard How You Fry a Turkey Without Burning Your House Ties Distractify Mental Floss NPR Two Way Tested
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Gomi Bako Means Trash Can Somebody Poll a Senate Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That Distractify FiveThirtyEight Giant Bomb New York Times Lede The Chive
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