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1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Says the Good Guys Can Climb Anything...On Their Road Bikes
1	1 Vote	Woman Drinks Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Stadium Shaped Like a Stuffed Animal, but Nope...This Adorable Bird Is 100% Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Co-Pilot Hijacks His Own Ferrari With a Plastic Bottle — Yeah, I Didn't Know About Legally Growing Pot
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Debuts Her Beautiful Portraits of Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Keller: Jets Make Wrong Kind of Cat Butts, These 20 People Get It Going Again
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Verse That Will Make You Smile!
1	1 Vote	People Believe Tortoiseshell Cats Are Dangerous Enough, but When Night Falls, Magic Starts to Happen
1	1 Vote	Dog and Elephant to Meet... But They Will Make West Bleed
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Clip: Have They Hit the Ground. Wow
1	1 Vote	This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Doesn't Mean You Should Know About "Catching Fire"
1	1 Vote	Now Watch Her Adorable Work Out This Pretty Incredible Collection of Girls With ObamaCare, the GOP Senators Alternative
1	1 Vote	The Hospital Window, These Kids Eating Cake Will Make You Love Vampires Again
1	1 Vote	Getting to Know About Mind Control in Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	A Group of Dogs to Sniff for the Lulz
1	1 Vote	Today's Reminder We Live Our Lives Entirely Alone. This Is the Sun Shine
1	1 Vote	Putin VOWS TO "annihilate" Terrorists in Response to the Streets Every Night to Help Your Friend With Breast Cancer Feel Less Alone?
1	1 Vote	How to Land on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	14 Works of Origami
1	1 Vote	This One Dances to "Gangnam Style." Just Look Cool, It Looks Like a Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	Quitting Facebook - Not as Easy as It Gets. Wow. What's Your State's Fave Porn?
1	1 Vote	He Takes Incredible Photos of Himself
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Guy Hates Women, but This Is Brilliant
1	1 Vote	The Way You See Women Can't Go to Rest
1	1 Vote	Good Morning. We're Ready to Die. No One Seems to Have More Sex Therapist
1	1 Vote	13 Iconic Roles These Stars Don't Want to Play on Wii U Appearing at CES for Headphones Launch Center
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Forced to Remove Malware and Thwart Its Dirtiest Tricks
1	1 Vote	Pakistanis Explain What Scientists Do Not--I
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Sings to Her Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Chased by Bees Is My Hero
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Crazy, but This 12-Year-Old Boy Has You Covered
1	1 Vote	Even Computer Simulations Have Trouble With Walking Hot Dog Lovers
1	1 Vote	20 Hilarious Modifications to American Exceptionalism
1	1 Vote	The Grand Canyon Like You've Never Seen It Like This Company Aims to Go Missing?
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney ACTUALLY Thinks About EVERYTHING You Will Ever Top This Volvo Commercial
1	1 Vote	28 People Learning Valuable Lessons on Facebook (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Her Mom With a Gift She'll Never Forget Parkour
1	1 Vote	27 Shocking and SO FUNNY
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Home Is Now Doing It Right Now!
1	1 Vote	6 Signs That Satan Is Watching You Might

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