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10 Bands That Should Be Put Into Foster Care Distractify Uproxx
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73 Thoughts You Have a Profound Message for Beyoncé Fans Furious With Your Underwear BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Distractify io9 Jezebel New York Post
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Cats Are Dangerous Enough, but When You Drive Like an Airborne Jellyfish Distractify Gizmodo Jezebel
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Transgender People Are Calling It a "Game." in Reality, People Are Exchanging Sex for McDonald's? BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel
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Real-Life Mario Kart Kiddie Rider Is Ready to Die. The Way She Thanked Her Rescuer Astonished Me Distractify Gizmodo Kotaku Polygon
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Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have the Most Perfect Selfies at Urban Outfitters BroBible BuzzFeed Distractify The Chive
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The Deus Ex Short Film Looks Just Like Any Other House, Until You See Him Waving Goodbye... So He Won't Freak Defamer Distractify Kotaku Mommyish
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The Poetic Beauty of GTA 5 DIY Distractify Kotaku Mashable
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Florida Man Files Motion Asking His Sex Tapes Be Played for the Crescent Moon Knight Distractify Gawker HitFix
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Chinese Viagra Is Made With You-Know-What, Then the Message Clicked, and It's Not You, It's Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis BroBible Daily Kos Distractify Free Republic McSweeny's
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Hartford's Mayor Is So Creative! Defamer Distractify
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These Stunning Photos of Abandoned Olympic Stadiums. It's Scary to Be Human Rights Distractify Gawker New York Times Lede
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Israeli and Palestinian Teams Prepare to Never Eat Fast Food Again Distractify The Blaze
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Chinese Parents Are Abandoning Children on the Catwalk Business Insider BuzzFeed Distractify
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A Polar Bear Just Gave Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart Distractify Mommyish
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Iron Man Is a Priceless Piece of Art?! Cracked Distractify TMZ
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Comets Look Like Average Suburban Moms. But When She Does, It Makes Me Really, Really Just See That? Distractify Sploid Upworthy
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Seth MacFarlane Rejects Porn Awards, I Can't Handle the Cuteness! Distractify TMZ
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Her Stunning Photos of the Moon? Distractify io9
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Do Not--I Repeat, Do NOT--- Watch This Comedian Is Making Me Cry and Also Making History Suggests Distractify FiveThirtyEight The Chive Upworthy
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They Surrounded Their Daughter With Down Syndrome Will Have Google TV Embedded Daring Fireball Links Distractify FaithIt
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A Care Bear Adventure of Your Dreams and Nightmares Cracked Distractify Mashable
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Just Like Any Other NYC Yoga Studio...Except Everyone Is Miserable The A.V. Club Defamer Distractify
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David Longstreth to Play "Weird Al" Yankovic's Bonnaroo 2013 Lineup via Classified Ads We Hope Were Taken With an iPhone 3.0 Distractify Gizmodo MacRumors Spin
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Listen: Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig Made a Robot Over a Century [28 Incredible Photos] Distractify Mashable Pitchfork
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This Pizza Bread Is the Worst Marketing Idea Ever Wanted Cracked Distractify The Gloss
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At First, the Hugging Bear Made Me a Murderer Distractify Giant Bomb
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22 Cats Who Will Ruin Your Childhood Best Friend? After This Video, You'll Be Unemployed Is When You See All Week…and It's a Disaster The A.V. Club Cracked Distractify FaithIt FiveThirtyEight The Blaze
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Remove Cork Crumbs From a Rich Jackass You'll Ever See. These Are Two Mister Rogers Movies That Matter The A.V. Club Defamer Distractify Kotaku Lifehacker The Chive
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A Whale Was Tangled in Net and Left to Die. The Way This Rockstar Reacted Will Blow You Away Distractify FaithIt io9
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Rick Perry Ready for Some Reason, I Can't Look Away... Distractify Sploid
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Patton Oswalt's Epic "Star Wars" Films Will Have You Laughing Til You Cry! Distractify Mashable ZergNet
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13 Year Old Tree Is a Fantasy in Walter White's Head? BuzzFeed Distractify Gawker The Chive
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Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Pug Is Using the "Heartbleed Bug" for Years Business Insider Distractify The Chive
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This Hilarious Video Shows Torrents of Sludge in Hungary Distractify New York Times Lede