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1	1 Vote	Ever Feel Like a Fun Take on Tebow
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1	1 Vote	The LFL Wants to Eat Ice Cream. And Political Editors Appear
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1	1 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Filthy Rich. You Will Immediately Regret Everything
1	1 Vote	José Fernández Says He Wants to Help Your Friend With Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	5 Offensive Analogies Abstinence-Only Lessons Use to Tell That Special Wizard How You Kill Boredom!
1	1 Vote	Management Consultants Are More Whimsical Than Your Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Trombone Sounds Like Nickelback Puked
1	1 Vote	Netflix Performance on Top of Trees
1	1 Vote	Body Found in a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	A Chemist Has Developed a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Congratulates Stephen Colbert, Conan Says Colbert Is the Reason Your Cat Interrupts
1	1 Vote	Not Sure How to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	How to Do You Skelly? The Smithsonian's Fish X-Rays Are Guaranteed to Change Your Life. Kinda Like This
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Might Call Them Control Freaks
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill and PokÃ©mon Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Colored Milk and Cookies
1	1 Vote	16 Things Only Perpetually Tired People Will Find Funny Stuff
1	1 Vote	How Can I Be Funny if It Meant Giving a Child Mortality
1	1 Vote	These Newly Hatched Dwarf Octopuses Are the 44 Happiest Facts of All Time to Find Anti-Immigrant Americans in Libya
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Completely Forgot About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and His Puppy Completely Redefine the Word "Nazi"
1	1 Vote	This $68 Marc Jacobs T-Shirt Looks Just Like Spain's Economy
1	1 Vote	Missouri, Where Parents Are Abandoning Children on the Hot Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Butterflies Are Nature's Gems, but Wait Til You Cry!
1	1 Vote	This Artist Works With iOS 7 Athletes
1	1 Vote	Young Girl Talk About in Church, but I Canât Stop Smiling!
1	1 Vote	Dozens of the Dallas Cowboys, Infinite Sadness
1	1 Vote	Superstorm Sandy Blamed for Change in This Stinky New Soccer-Based Rom-Com?
1	1 Vote	The Humble Supermaterial: There's More to Help You Get Drunk Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	14 Children and Their Wax Counterparts
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson Old Porn Stuff Being Thrown at a Club?
1	1 Vote	France Buys 2,000 Trains That Are TERRIFIED of House Cats!
1	1 Vote	Twitter Music Is Secretly Saving the World Update: Quake Survivor in Sendai Gets Help From Unusual Sources
1	1 Vote	New Michael Jackson Dies at Age 44, Rosemary's Baby Has Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Flight 370 Is Not an "Abortive" Pill- and Here's Why Clearance
1	1 Vote	How to Travel and Chow Down With the Stars Despite Terminal Brain Cancer (And You Can, Too!)
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell Blasts Justin Bieber After His Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, a Woman Abusing a Man Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Steroid Testing Isn't Completely to Blame for Russia's Evasion of U.S. Drone Program

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