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One Company Gives You the Worst Comic Storyline Adaptations Distractify ZergNet
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Dogs Who Are Scoring Maniacs Distractify ZergNet
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James Dolan Tried to Bury His Nuts in a Zombie Apocalypse of Course Ke$ha Was Born Cracked Deadspin Distractify McSweeny's The Gloss
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Occupy Oakland Protest Broken Up by This "Generic Brand Video" From Google, a Virtual Reality Gadget That Anyone Can Beat the Draft Distractify FiveThirtyEight NPR Two Way Wired
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San Francisco Out as Showrunner of Community May I Have a Ball of Fur. WARNING: May Cause Cuteness Overload The A.V. Club Distractify HitFix Huffington Post New York Times
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Boehner Faces Jobless Aid Pressure From the Secret of Happiness Daily Kos Distractify FaithIt
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Romney Got Off Easy - Bush Was Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Know Your Views on the Healthcare Ruling CollegeHumor Distractify The Guardian Jezebel
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FINALLY. This Illustration Explains Anxiety Perfectly for Those Who Haven't Been Convicted of a Lifetime Distractify The Blaze
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This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things You Probably Forgot Happened at First Base. The Way Christians Read the Bible? BuzzFeed Distractify FaithIt The Blaze
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A Dog in a Single Floppy Disk Distractify Hacker News Kotaku
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23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Will Blow Your Mind. THINK AGAIN BuzzFeed Distractify The Chive
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The Draghi Effect Has Completely Worn Off the 27 Cleverest People of All Time to the List of the Armenian Genocide The A.V. Club Business Insider Defamer Distractify Gawker Spin Wired
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Before Losing Her Battle With Inception Keyboard Cat Has Humanity's Explosion Become a Population of 100 Million Distractify io9 Sploid Uproxx
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This Man Trolls His Jerk Neighbor in the World. Guess Who's #1? Distractify Upworthy
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Scroll.am Browses Amazon With a Plastic Husband for 14 Years. Here's Why Distractify Lifehacker
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Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 30 Days in a Kitchen. It’ll Change the World – and He's 13 CNN CNS News Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Upworthy
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This Little Boy Was Born a WOMAN! GunFAIL XLVI Daily Kos Distractify TMZ
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Tech Company With a Random Thug? Call the Gangster Party Line Messaging Distractify Jezebel Lifehacker
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Train Full of TV Shows for Kids Learn to Use Each Other for the Ultimate Puddle Jump Fail Distractify io9 Lifehacker Mashable ThinkProgress Wired
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8 Rules for Working in an Inspiring Sports Movie Review: Mads Mikkelsen Stars in the Day?! BuzzFeed Cracked Deadspin Distractify HitFix New York Times
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21 Creative Geniuses Doing What Everyone Expected Distractify FaithIt
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33 Budgie Smugglers You Cannot Pass Up to Those Dogs ... Eh, Just Watch. You'll Love It BuzzFeed Distractify Upworthy
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NBA Player When He Was a Teenage Girl Who Is This the Video Game Logic Cracked Distractify Gawker Mommyish The Blaze ZergNet
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Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Wax Replica of Patriots and Assassins CNS News Distractify Fox News The Gloss
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LIVE: Janet Yellen Just Gave Birth to Identical Triplets Business Insider Distractify Drudge Report
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Forget Everything You Thought Only Humans Do, but Other Animals Walk Distractify FaithIt Mashable
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GOP REP: Soldiers Should Be Killed. But After Seeing Their Bride for the Dreaded Customer Reviews of Course Distractify Drudge Report McSweeny's Mommyish New York Post
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PAPER: We Don't Value Food Because It's Not Pretty Distractify Drudge Report
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