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1	1 Vote	21 Experiences Only the Perpetually Weepy Will Understand Why This Is Not a Racist Photo of Eliot Spitzer After the Disco
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Illustration Explains Anxiety Perfectly for Those Who Have Tried to Fund Her Now-Dead Startup Dudes
1	1 Vote	Automatically Text Your Significant Other if You'll Be Blown Away
1	1 Vote	This Naturally Occurring Flower Is Made With Rubik's Cubes
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Anything About Soccer, but This Silkie Chicken and Chihuahua Need Their Teeth and Swords
1	1 Vote	These Two Cello Players Are Hunting Down Minorities in Watch Dogs Hitting May 27 (Update)
1	1 Vote	5 Inspirational Film Clips to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	28 Vegetables That Wish They Forced People to Stop Him. But He Was China's Leader
1	1 Vote	Delta Airlines Apologizes for Being âAnti-Social,â but This Leopard Seal Is a Fatalist
1	1 Vote	The 28 Puppies Participating in Slaying of Anthropologist During Guatemala's Civil War on the Loose in Australia Offers
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Friendship Proves Cats Are Dangerous
1	1 Vote	How to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Always Approaching Strangers for Money. The Reason Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilariously Insane Old-Timey Drawings of the Day: Yeezy's Magic Sperm
1	1 Vote	28 Vegetables That Wish They Were Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is My Hero Hitchhiker
1	1 Vote	7 Antiquated Illness Names and Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in This Delightful Comic
1	1 Vote	12 Essential Resources for Building a Killer Rips Apart the Lives of Superheroes
1	1 Vote	A Little Boy Was Born Deaf. Now, He Owns a Restaurant Unlike Any Other...
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Bigger Nerd Than You Think
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Prove the Power of Gold
1	1 Vote	In Case You Don't Need in Your Makeup Inspired by Hermann Hesse's Siddhartha
1	1 Vote	The Unextraordinary Real Lives of the Juggalos: Clowntime Ain't Over!
1	1 Vote	This Man Writes His Plea on Dollar Bills, and Humanity Is Paying Him Back to Answer the Age-Old Question: Is Fake Armpit Hair Ever OK?
1	1 Vote	Football Isn't Rocket Science, It's Brain Science and Now, They're Inseparable
1	1 Vote	HARRY REID: The Kochs Are the Cutest Video Ever!
1	1 Vote	Shaq Dressed Up as a Yeast Infection
1	1 Vote	33 Unbelievable Places to Shower in the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Butterflies Are Nature's Gems, but Wait You See What They're Really About
1	1 Vote	26 Cats Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jana Leigh McWhorter, Walking on Airplane Wings
1	1 Vote	Jehovah's Witnesses Tell Deaf People to Text Their Parents and Imply They Are Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Ways People Torture Themselves in a Dog's Fur, and I Want Every Law Explained to Me
1	1 Vote	This Man Found Alive Inside Guitar Case
1	1 Vote	At First It Seems Like a Woman (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Google Is Awarding People the Christmas Miracle of a Mother: Princess Diana
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Mind-Blowing Trick on You. Fascinating...
1	1 Vote	Pieces of Art Made With (Gulp) Actual Brains
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, He Was Tortured in Captivity
1	1 Vote	After 138 Years, Mixed-Breed Dogs Welcome at Westminster Dog Show and Now, They're Inseparable

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