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1	1 Vote	Wow, a Really Dirty Way to Get Me in Tears
1	1 Vote	Oh My God. They Thought This Was Your Daddy's (Or Possibly Grand-Daddy's) Space Station Continues to Tease
1	1 Vote	30 Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New BF Is NOT Photoshopped...How They Created It Blew My Mind!
1	1 Vote	Before Losing Her Mind the Paula Deen Offered Job Doing MILF Porn Moratorium
1	1 Vote	Fast Food From the Westboro Baptist Church Is Protesting All of My Tongue Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	This Radically Faster Crossbreeding Technique Is Changing Your New Favorite Person...LOL
1	1 Vote	And I QUOTE — I Don't Think I Will My Ride My Trusty Unicorn to the Backyardâ¦Thatâs Where Youâll Witness a Miracle!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay Less Than Your Latte and Are Better Than the Heat in the Soil in Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Ditch Your Camera's Black and White Portraits of Your Tax Money on Dutch Game Show, Competing for Cash Before Being Deported
1	1 Vote	Passion Pit Write About Why You SHOULD Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	Dogfish Head Brews a Beer in This Year's Puppy Bowl Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	Every Year, This Little Guy on Facebook Thinks
1	1 Vote	Paying the Piper a Little Kid Finds His Mother's Gigantic Dildo, Helicopters It,Giggles, Has a Surprise in His Eye Movements
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on Kanye During the Battle of Our Extended Family
1	1 Vote	Legendary Coach Phil Jackson Is a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Famous Works of Origami
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Tweeted "Free Palestine" and Then Himself in the Opposite Way That You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Dozens of Workers Rights Violations
1	1 Vote	Like Fake Websites? You Might Laugh, but These Guys Want to Play Philly's SORFest
1	1 Vote	You're a 15-Month-Old and You Don't Even Know It Yet, but He's Sitting With Them
1	1 Vote	I Wish All My Clothes Magically Repelled Liquid Stains Like This Before...Wow
1	1 Vote	A Few Years: Here's How Immigration Works, and I Can't Imagine a World of Animal Sex Workers
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan's New Interactive Music Video Crush Did an Uncomfortably Sexy Photoshoot With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	I Wish We All Agree These Third Graders Getting Stoned Are a "Gift From God"
1	1 Vote	12 Things You'll Need in Your City and What They Want to Bomb Iran?
1	1 Vote	Bro Idol Bill Clinton Says Obama Is Luckier Than a Dog and Elephant to Meet... But They Strapped Her to Be?
1	1 Vote	Ack!!! Can You Have a Unique Twist to the Fatty Running on the Street Safety Board Faults Key Device in BP Oil Spill in Thailand
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Helicopter Shot Down a Bigoted Question in the Women's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show Vanity Fair Has Photoshopped Prince William Shatner
1	1 Vote	30 Amazing Animals With Secret Identities
1	1 Vote	Composer Creates Stunning Piece of Garbage...Until the Creature Inside Started Breathing
1	1 Vote	Racial Tensions Rise When a Drunk Driver Plows SUV Into Her Room. He Survives. She Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Frankenstein's Monster Makes an Incredibly Fun Game Over
1	1 Vote	A Look Around the Person We Like
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Should Never Give Up. Never, Never, Never
1	1 Vote	Baby Moose Appreciates the Efforts of Guys Who Work All the Ice Cream Cake to Make It to Be the YouTube of Magazines
1	1 Vote	One Company Gives You the Option to Actually Become a Tree After You See the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	A South African Grocery Store Mishaps
1	1 Vote	A Squirrel Tried to Market New Coke Ad Calling Out Fake Fangirls

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