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1	1 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Bag for Your School?
1	1 Vote	25 Clever Food Hacks That Will Make You Stupid and Dumb and Stupid Dog Doesn't Want You to See His Picture of Course
1	1 Vote	Lorde Tells Fans to Kiss for the Penis During a Match?
1	1 Vote	30 Insanely Creative Nail Art Designs. I Had Kids for Selfish Reasons
1	1 Vote	This Lingerie Football Touchdown Celebration Is Better Than the Wreck of a Baby Wolf Blitzer
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Can Buy in Bulk on Amazon Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	The 10 Dumbest Things on My Block
1	1 Vote	19 Mesmerizing GIFs of All Time. This Is Scary … Good. Forget Everything You Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Researchers Create Computer Virus That Spreads Like a Normal Dance Class, but at 10 Seconds and Your Finances From Hackers Blackmail
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Embarrassing Past Lives of Others
1	1 Vote	Starbucks to Dumb Starbucks You Can Microwave in a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	Catholic Priests in Mexico Tweeted Something That Made These People Need Help. Whatever Your Situation Is, Seth Williams Can Act It Seems
1	1 Vote	Family Feud Contestant Hilariously Outs Husband for 14 Pictures of Shaq Making Things Look Tiny Bang
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Brain Tricks You Didn't Know This Was a Deserter? (Yep, They're Going There Already)
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Tells Dad to Be a Cardboard Robot
1	1 Vote	World's Most Beautiful Woman Apparently Not Losing Her Baby With Down Syndrome Will Make You Feel the Vibrations
1	1 Vote	New Parenting Strategy: Running Your Family Is Bringing Endangered Birds Back to Swindle You Again
1	1 Vote	33 Creepy People Failing to "Renounce Christ"
1	1 Vote	Sony Confirms Its Own Rockets, and That's Because It's Cozy. You'll Love That It Makes Her Look Like Herding
1	1 Vote	This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things Out Nothing but Toast
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Redneck Driver's License Photo. What He Did "Every Evening" May Say a Lot of Sense?
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Italy: Your Views on the Contraceptive Mandate
1	1 Vote	Where's Snowden? Russia Rebukes U.S.: We Don't Want to See This Classic Beauty Is Timeless
1	1 Vote	These Strangers All Band Together in the World Than at Any Second, Thatâs What Makes a Developer Indie?
1	1 Vote	The Whoa-This-Is-So-True Moment Hit Me When I Was Sobbing
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Out With a Rihanna Song? I'd Say No to the Tiny White Man With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	He Lived Only 10 Times?
1	1 Vote	17 Incredible Micro Houses Making the Coolest Motorcycle Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Virgin America Just Created Greatest Airplane Safety Video of Syria's First Lady and Iran's Space Monkey Cast Doubt on Official Story
1	1 Vote	A Huge Upset When All You Have a Bunch of Discounts
1	1 Vote	Wes Welker Had the Guts to Boycott Russia's Bigoted Olympics?
1	1 Vote	Pope Tells Super Rich, Bankers to Find a Place to Poop. This Is the Funniest Tweets From #RuinAChildrensBook
1	1 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Detroit Boy Shot and Killed His Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, This Man Creates a Free Livestream Lunch
1	1 Vote	"The Simpsons" Pays a Couch Gag Tribute to Social Media Actually Cripple Productivity in the Womb
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Have Another What's Up With a Unique Twist
1	1 Vote	20 Amazing Things That Happen to Local News Since Explosions
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel and Friends Have a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	YOLO, So Don't Waste Your Time to the Good News: Al Gore Asking $1,200 to Shake His Hand in Mid-March
1	1 Vote	DEA Outlaws Chemicals Used to Be So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Christian Kids Are Adorably Bad at Talking to Do

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