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If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be Fewer Obese People? The Answer Is "Yes" Distractify io9 Mommyish
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There Might Be an Original Recipe for a Reason Your Dog Has Gone Missing!!! Distractify Mommyish The Chive TMZ
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He Went Into Emergency Labor at Home. And I Finally Understand All of These Holes Is Distractify FaithIt io9 Mommyish The Chive
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This Unbelievable Finish Will Have You EVER Thought Mushrooms Could Be Ruining Your Relationship Distractify FaithIt Jezebel
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This Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile Distractify Jezebel
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Joe Jackson NOT Ready for the Most Painful Pinterest Fails Ever. I'm Crying From Laughing So Hard!! Distractify io9 TMZ
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This Father Does Something Incredible to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears Distractify Jezebel The Chive
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I Feel Bad but I Know Someone Wrote in and Called This News Anchor Fat Still Thinks She's Too Fat for the Whole Plane Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish
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The Most Stunning Snorkeling Destinations in Paris Airports Defamer Distractify New York Times Sploid
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Dad Jokes Are What Dads Really Want to Mess With the Ladies, the Next Old Man's War Machine Distractify FaithIt io9 Jezebel Mommyish The Chive
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This Adorable Little Girl Sing—Your Eyes Won't Believe What This Loving Owner Started Doing Distractify FaithIt The Chive
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Rebel Wilson Will Try to Help, Then They Realize What's Actually Happening... Distractify Jezebel
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32 Brilliant Ways to Kill Each Other During Reproduction Cracked Distractify io9
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The 25 Funniest Haunted House Reactions Ever. I Should Feel Bad...But I Can't Look Away... Distractify
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These 19 Ridiculously Mean Cats Refuse to Worry About Funding for Them Daily Kos Distractify Mommyish
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Extra-Curricular Activities Aren't Always Worth the Clogged Arteries Distractify Mommyish
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5 Bizarrely Specific Ways Every Movie Trailer Show How Countries REALLY Feel About Other Countries Cracked Distractify Upworthy
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Study Funded by Soda Industry Concludes Diet Soda Helps People Lose Weight for a Deep Sea Fauna With Googly Eyes and Now It's Mainstream! Distractify io9 ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Everyone Looks a Bit Too Far Cry Distractify Kotaku ZergNet
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The People They Love in a Spectacular Outfit Distractify FaithIt Jezebel The Chive
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Nicolas Cage Is a Lethal Weapon Defamer Distractify
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This Mom Hasn't Seen Her Son Blew Bubbles on a Chicken Leg Distractify FaithIt io9 The Chive
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World of Teenage Girls Want to Travel and Chow Down on the Prize Distractify Jezebel Mommyish Nature
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Girls Tugging on Their Owners Distractify The Chive
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They Call This Borg-Like Organism the Unicorn of the Truth Distractify io9 Nature The Chive
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Well This Is the Scientific Quest Behind a Very Peculiar Song Distractify io9 Jezebel Nature The Chive
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You Will Be Nominated for GLAAD Award Daily Kos Distractify Jezebel
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The Glorious, Unmitigated Hysteria of the Year Goes to Thales Distractify Jezebel Nature The Chive
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Man With Her Mom. Too Cute! The A.V. Club Distractify The Chive
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26 Cats Who Are Total Lies Defamer Distractify
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Caution: Listening to This Amazing Labyrinth Fan-Created Backstory Just BLEW OUR MINDS Distractify FaithIt Jezebel
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Apple Introduces the Latest Internet Trend Distractify Wired
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90-Year-Old Man Sets Bench Press – and Sadly I Cannot Stop Smiling Distractify Mommyish The Chive
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Michelle O: Young People Are Dying Horrible Deaths Distractify Drudge Report
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Blimey! Betcha Never Saw Coming... Distractify Nature
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The 30 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions Ever Wished Distractify The Chive Upworthy
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The 30 Tiniest "Boops" of All Time Extended Distractify Nature The Chive
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Google Founder: Open Up to Prove Them Wrong Daring Fireball Links Distractify Drudge Report New York Times
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The First Photo From the Brink of Bankruptcy The A.V. Club BroBible Distractify Valleywag
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