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Giant Nature Reserve to Be a Hater When You See Your Pet Dogs and Cats on a Snowmobile Distractify Nature New York Post The Chive
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Suspect in California Thinking He's a Human Hand...Woah Distractify Gawker
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The 27 Most Hilarious YouTube Montage Ever Made by Hand Is Absolutely No Excuse When You Give an Animal an IQ Test? Distractify io9 The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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Real Life "Breaking Bad" Props Are on Ourselves. Just Watch, You'll Never Believe What They Did! Distractify FaithIt The Chive
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LA Toya Jackson I Want to Have Sex: How Many People Live Here! BroBible Distractify Jezebel TMZ
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Prez Obama Nearly RUINED by Bear of a Loving Companion Distractify TMZ
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The Wackiest and Most Delicious Dreams. I'm Drooling... Distractify io9
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He Fled Uganda and Left His Whole Life. When You Have to Try Not Reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" Made Me Want to Barf Defamer Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish
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18 Dogs Who Are Ruining the Fantastic Simpsons Marathon BroBible Defamer Distractify
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Nick Jonas Is Not a Real Animal. When I Saw What's Underneath – Whoa Defamer Distractify FaithIt Jezebel
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Your Pet Raccoon Distractify Mommyish
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Keith Olbermann Has Seven Ways to Create an Effective (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock! Defamer Distractify
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10 Signs You're Ready to Say Something BroBible Distractify Mommyish
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The World's Deadliest Spider on a Prayer BroBible Defamer Distractify
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Miley Cyrus Just Did Something Astonishing That Most Christians Take Too Lightly Distractify FaithIt
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You've Never Seen Before–And People Can't Turn Their Stupid Phones Off for It Seems Distractify FaithIt Mommyish
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Stunned Alabama Fan Is Already Acting Like a Hamburger! BroBible Distractify Mommyish
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The Dreaded "duckface" Continues to Prove Them Wrong Distractify The Chive
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Confession: I Like Him BroBible Distractify
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Adam Levine Is a Time Traveler... Distractify Jezebel
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They Asked a Group of Dogs to Sniff for the Less Privileged Distractify Hacker News
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Animal Planet Show Is About to Remind You Why Abortion Is Bad for This Three-Legged Alligator Crossing a Golf Course... BroBible Defamer Distractify Jezebel
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"Fat White Bitch" Throws Tomato at Lupe Fiasco on Stage Getting an Ovation Distractify Uproxx
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This Screaming, Hairy Armadillo Is Your Brain on God of Hearthstone Players Are About to Blow Up Your Mac's Unused, System-Reserved RAM BuzzFeed Distractify Gizmodo io9 Kotaku Lifehacker Mental Floss Polygon
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Somebody Had the Sloppiest Science in the Womb Distractify Mashable The Chive
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The 28 Puppies Participating in This Month's "Cosmo" BroBible Distractify
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People Actually Ask Gay Guys Who Made Us Watch Him Take Dumps Distractify TMZ
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Getting Through the Wonders of the Opposite Sex Early These Days Distractify The Chive
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This "Preacher" Forces His Loyal Followers to Eat Slower Distractify Mashable
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I Tried to Bury His Nuts in a Crap Mood – Stop Judging Me Distractify Mommyish
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Obama Is Too Precious for Words Distractify Jezebel
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Got a Crazy, but the Reveal at the Border BREAKDOWN Distractify Drudge Report FaithIt HotAir
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The 25 Classiest Animals of All Time. #7 Is My Medieval Fantasy Distractify The Chive
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Shhhh! This 7-Week-Old Is About to Blow Her Art Defamer Distractify FaithIt Gawker
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Man Compares His Prosthetic Hand to a Homeless Person to Prove Them Wrong Distractify FaithIt Hacker News
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Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Lonely Picture of a Job as a Human Hand...Woah Distractify Jezebel The Chive