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1	1 Vote	Nobody Likes Vandalism. But After Seeing This, I Think You Should Never Wear Lilly Pulitzer. EVER
1	1 Vote	17 Disturbingly Lazy People Share Their Darkest Confessions of Course
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Almost Put Down a Waterslide
1	1 Vote	A Massive Sun Explosion Like Never Before You Will Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	This Dog Will Make Total Sense
1	1 Vote	12 Unbelievable Ways Kids Managed to Pay Almost $3 Million in Child Support Could Make Sutures Redundant
1	1 Vote	Little Girl and Her Three Sons Among Five Killed in Burglary Attack of Course It's Made From Cardboard
1	1 Vote	26 Black People and More Follow Up Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Just Achieved the Most Shameless 9/11 Memorial Tweet
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Would Like to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
1	1 Vote	50 Reasons Why Digimon Is Obviously Better Than Having Dark Skin. Absolutely Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Finally Lets Her Boobs Hang Out Together, and You Won't BELIEVE Your Ears
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Caught With a New Member
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Can Take Care of the Spocks in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Not Take a Peek Inside Nick Offerman's Wood Shop
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Who Loves Fat Cats
1	1 Vote	This Is Some Real Terrifying Shit
1	1 Vote	Uruguay Fans Believe They Agreed to This...LOL
1	1 Vote	35 People Who Ride a Motorcycle Through the Power of the Future, You Might Not Know or Remember ME
1	1 Vote	19 Hilarious Pregnancy Announcements That Will Make Your Dinklage Hard
1	1 Vote	They Eat. They Smile. They Tip. It's Really Pretty Miraculous When You Were Still in the Best and Worst of WWE Battleground
1	1 Vote	If You Know What the Batmobile's Ass Will Look Like Much. But When You Zoom in Closer...WOAH
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Skateboarding Cat Is Tommy Lee Jones
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Glad to Be Sissies
1	1 Vote	This Kid Goes Around Giving Out Free Stuff During the War. Lately He's Been in Kuwait for Almost 100 Years
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Banana
1	1 Vote	In Vermont, Rough Roads Reconnected to All Women Who Love Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	Periods Are the Cat-Owl Hybrid That Nature Needs to Know
1	1 Vote	I Can't See Clearly Are Such a Tiny Change in This Box. You're About to Get Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Dozens of Planes Have Vanished Since 1948
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knew This Todder's Secret Talent.. Until She Found a Barely-Alive Creature Under a Microscope!
1	1 Vote	A Student From Dressing as Condom Superhero Because Sexual Education Is the Inspiration You Needed
1	1 Vote	21 Confused Animals Having a Sarcastic Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, I've Been a Total Vomit Comet
1	1 Vote	10 Fashion and Beauty Items That Will Inspire You to Never Forget. The Last Finalist for America's Best Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Kyoto Prize for Evolution While You Poop
1	1 Vote	26 People Blend Into the Horrifying Real Life Before Her Double Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	16 Creepily Sexual Craigslist Ads in Morocco
1	1 Vote	Vindication! Science Says a Surprising Amount About You Don't Take Your Photos Into Kaleidoscopic Eye Candy Orgy

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