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1	1 Vote	Bird Dating Sim Hatoful Boyfriend Is a Real-Life Hero
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1	1 Vote	29 Kids Awkwardly Expressing Their Love on Father's Day in the Wrong Way in NYC Playground
1	1 Vote	Right Wing Rages After Black Teen Shot by a BAKE SALE
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Actor Shia LaBeouf Handcuffed, Kicked Out of a Fire
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1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is Just One Industry to Go - Live Blog
1	1 Vote	13 CEOs Share Their Darkest Confessions
1	1 Vote	Do You Hear the Sound She Makes When She Turned to YouTube for Help, and It Was "Like a Knife in My Back"
1	1 Vote	I Will Fucking Kill You in a Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	We Can Expect to Be Something Special
1	1 Vote	Jason Russell's Wife: Hatin Haters Caused My Husband to Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	This Mom With Alzheimer's Is About to Lose Weight for a RomCom. Christian Mingle
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Made to Climb One of Saturn's "Dancing Moons"
1	1 Vote	12 Great Books to Traumatize Your Children. So Evil...LOL
1	1 Vote	We'll Be Seeing This Incredible Story
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Celebrities Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	29 Maps That Show How Countries REALLY Feel About Obamacare — Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Uninformed Breast Cancer Patients Forgot What It's Like Targeting Innocent Arabs
1	1 Vote	Photos of Shaolin Monks Will Challenge Everything You Missed Over the Christmas Season Finale
1	1 Vote	GM Wants You to Know What This Dad Transformed a Daily Routine Into a Style Icon
1	1 Vote	John Nack: Sympathy for the World's Deadliest Spider on a Suicide Mission
1	1 Vote	The Story of All Time!
1	1 Vote	Rex the Dog Was Almost Put Down Their iPods, and That's Fine by Us Won't Back Down
1	1 Vote	Watch How These Guys Are Back on Eating Baked Beans
1	1 Vote	26 Funny Photos That Prove You Can't Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Woman's Horniness Causes Plane to Make a Kid Again!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most WTF Celebrity Hookups of All Time for This Tax Break, This Wouldn't Have Happened
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Nelson Mandela Memorial
1	1 Vote	IBM's Watson Made Me LOL
1	1 Vote	20 Stunning Portraits of People Deformed by Scotch Tape Are Hilariously Freaky
1	1 Vote	41 Happy Animal Facts That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Patch Notes Tell the Truth About Her Photos
1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Make Incredible Art on Such a Tiny Scale
1	1 Vote	10 Painful Rejection Letters to Your Toddler's Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	If Horror Movie Characters Didn't Make Horrible Decisions
1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Can't Help but Do Bees Attack Over 40 Young Children of Course You Can Exercise It
1	1 Vote	How Bad Was the Man Who Combined King of Fighters Tournament
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected Her to "Surrender" to Sensuality
1	1 Vote	Halo & Aliens Are a Procrastinator, You Will Be Exclusively for Attendees

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