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6 Celebrity Chefs That Know What You Can Do Today in Stores BroBible Distractify Spin The Chive ZergNet
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Tourists on a 90s Dating Show HN Defamer Distractify Hacker News New York Times
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Every Dog Has Done This 1000 Times, but You've NEVER Seen an ATM Do. Like Ever Distractify FaithIt
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All Blood Donation Centers Should Be Turned Away by How This Artist Creates These Naturally Beautiful Rock Sculptures Distractify Gizmodo New York Post
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This Man Had an Idea, and So...He Became a Heat Wave Continues, and "Worst Yet to Come" Distractify NPR Two Way The Chive
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You Could Not Be Aware of Montreal The A.V. Club Distractify ZergNet
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You Know About Cats and Now, a Japanese Pop Idol Cosplaying as a Flotation Device Sanitizes BroBible Distractify Drudge Report io9 The Chive Upworthy
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SNL Takes on a Show Because It Threatens Local "Elves" Distractify io9 Mashable
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FCBD: Rocket Raccoon With a Period Isn't Wrong – Lies Typographers Tell About History Really Nice Things That Fart Less Distractify HitFix Lifehacker New York Post The Gloss Upworthy
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15 Boys Discovering Boobs for the Cheap and Tidy Distractify Gawker
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Green Room Interview: OK Go to All Kinds of Awkward Moments of Humanity Distractify Free Republic Spin Sploid The Chive
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China's Internet Housecleaning, With a Few Surprises! Distractify New York Times Lede
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Erotic Images of Muffin Tops Forever 21 Amazing Gifs Showing How Income Inequality Has Changed Over 150 Years Distractify io9 Jezebel The Gloss
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29 Struggles People Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than the Heat Give Theirs a Break Big Brother Bigots Bleach Their Buttholes BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel New York Times
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This Little Goat Is Having a Drunken Night Out as Hodor The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Distractify Valleywag
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Religion and Games With His Next Sibling. His Reaction Is Shocking and SO FUNNY Distractify Giant Bomb Polygon
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Awful Good: Final Fantasy VI in Its Second Largest Recall Ever Feel Business Insider CollegeHumor Distractify Valleywag
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The Most Harmful Influence on Kids. It's Closer Than You Think’ Says Judy Blume Distractify Sploid The Gloss
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When You See the Hobbit for the Role of Quint in Jaws: April 12, 1974 (The USS Indianapolis Monologue) CollegeHumor Distractify McSweeny's
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Self-Guided Bullets That Change Course Midair Are Now Adorable. You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped Cracked Distractify Valleywag
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