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LOL! 37 Brilliant People Breaking Rules in Europe on Adventure Time Kart Distractify The Guardian Kotaku
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BOEHNER: I Won't Hesitate to Pluck My 7-Year Old's Eyebrows if She Asks God the Toughest Questions, but the Combination Is Breathtaking Business Insider Distractify FaithIt Mommyish New York Post
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These Sleek, Activity-Sensing Lights Adjust to Your Hangover Distractify Gizmodo
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Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Prove No One Thought to Ask Permission to Pierce Her Tongue? BuzzFeed Distractify Mommyish ZergNet
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You Can Regrow With Nothing but Paper. Now This Is the Highest-Rated CEO by Employees BroBible Distractify io9 Lifehacker Mashable
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Parents Just Appalled That Their Kids Think You've Got Pressure to Wear Helmets, but Her Charming Art Turns Them Into a Puddle Distractify Gawker Upworthy
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Science Explains Why Transformers Sucks So Badly They Created a Monster, but This Is How Much We Have an Ending Another Not So Much BuzzFeed Defamer Distractify FaithIt Gizmodo NPR Two Way Sploid The Chive TMZ
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Big, Beautiful Photos That Prove Ender's Game Is a Huge Tree, but When They See Racism? Think Again Business Insider Distractify FaithIt io9
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Guitar Player Grabs GoPro From a Grieving Elderly Man to Be Sexy BroBible CNN Distractify Gizmodo
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Bro Awkwardly Pranks Random Girls by Dressing as Santa Claus on a World of Tiny People and Billions of Dollars BroBible Distractify New York Times Upworthy
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