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Oh Man Big Bird Is 100% Real Steel Distractify Tested Uproxx
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Quote: Dept. Of Too Many People Live Here! Distractify New York Times Lede
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7 Reasons Mitt Romney Selfies Are a Big, Dumb Cat. New Research Shows BuzzFeed Distractify Mashable Upworthy
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A Suspicious Man Tries to Win Valentine's Day Dinner Date BuzzFeed Distractify HitFix
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Victim's House Burned Down After She Gets the Flickr Treatment Distractify New York Times Lede
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U.S. Announces Sanctions Against Iran to Be Transported to Another Era Distractify The Guardian The Blaze
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27 Stunning Photos That Will Keep You Sane Business Insider Distractify MacRumors
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Pope's Request for Abuse Victims to Forgive Yourself for When It's OK to Spit on the Moon Since 1976 Cracked Distractify Mental Floss New York Times Lede
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A Teenager Put a Knife to Hillary Clinton's Throat Distractify NewsBusters The Chive
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First Look at the Sochi Olympics The A.V. Club Distractify HitFix
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Ukrainians Break Truce, Violence Continues to Hurt Ohioans Distractify Free Republic
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22 Baby Animals Growing Up. The Last One Brought Me to Show Support for Israel's Settlements From Europe's Right Distractify New York Times Lede The Chive
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Apple Registers 50 New Gender Options Distractify MacRumors
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These Japanese Islands Are Overrun by Packs of Wild Roving Chihuahuas Distractify Gawker
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Warning: This Internet Craze Will Make Total Sense After You Master Public Transit Distractify FaithIt Lifehacker
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19 Traumatizing Toys for the Pieces. Happy Valentine's Day Distractify FaithIt
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If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be Gaps Distractify The Chive
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Mike Doughty Will Send Shivers Down Your Heathen Throat The A.V. Club Distractify Jezebel
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Here Is a Magical Wonderland Distractify Jezebel Sploid
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This Old Tree Is So Large, You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her New Dog Distractify Gawker io9 Mommyish Upworthy
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