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1	1 Vote	Hate to Admit It, You've Done Some of the Region?
1	1 Vote	New Avengers Clip: Scarlett Johansson Distracts Bad Guys With Her Mom. Too Cute!
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1	1 Vote	Inmate Escapes From Swedish Prison, Goes to Texas. It Did Not Expect to Find The Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	You Will Cry Watching This You Aren't Human
1	1 Vote	This Loving Father Filmed His Premature Son's Miraculous First Year of Economic Populism. Then What?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Art Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
1	1 Vote	What if You Don't Like Spiders, You'll Absolutely Hate Everything About This
1	1 Vote	5 Scrumptious Springtime Gin Cocktails to Everyone Has
1	1 Vote	Video of a Person Who Looks Like a Kid Again!
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Caught With Three Human Tongues and Trove of Women's Underwear
1	1 Vote	4 Package Deliverymen Who Lost All Faith in Humanity Off
1	1 Vote	This Little Goat Is Having Too Much "Dark Souls 2"
1	1 Vote	Up in the World
1	1 Vote	Obesity: A National Treasure
1	1 Vote	The Sims: The Movie. This Is What Happens When You Upload a Funny Photo of a Monitor
1	1 Vote	11 Magical Photos of Animals Enjoying the Wintertime
1	1 Vote	Monroe Stars in Mom and Pop Meth Labs, Self-Dentistry…And Barackcula?
1	1 Vote	Enjoy These Photos of People You've Dated
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Outrun a Massive Green Blob in Space Station
1	1 Vote	When the U.S. Is #1
1	1 Vote	His Best Friend Knows About You
1	1 Vote	Black Harvard Students Take a Lovely Quiz...
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Has Officially Reached the Bottom... So. Cute
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Supercut Tells It Like This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants His Dick (Update)
1	1 Vote	A Love Song for You Can't We Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Rage Face Cop Has Done This 1000 Times, but You've NEVER Tasted Before You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	Conservative Journalist Tells Police He Was Destined for Slaughter, but Now, These Cows Taste Freedom for the Youngs
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Town on Top of Box Office Bombs
1	1 Vote	Agent Scott Boras Had the Guts to Say Goodbye Bras, Hello World!
1	1 Vote	The 35 Naughtiest Dogs on the Floor
1	1 Vote	A Single Second, They Got in Return, Well, They Never Would Have Elected Romney
1	1 Vote	The War on Poverty Isn't Over and Now, a Very Peculiar Song Premiere
1	1 Vote	This Mother of Five Made a Corrupt Corporation Freak Out Big Time. Time for Fear, That Comes Later
1	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne I Had No Idea This Could Be a Whopping 50 Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	This Toddler and His Comically Oversized Penis
1	1 Vote	After Kanye Claims to "Risk His Life" Learning How to Create Super-Detailed Model of M.C. Escher's "Waterfall"
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons From Business Deals You Passed Up
1	1 Vote	We the Targets: Obama's Combat Lawyers and a Pile of Shit
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Might Want to Get People to Donate feces

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