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1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Released a New Reason to Smile (But Not Much Else)
1	1 Vote	Eat Your Way Into the Distant Memories You Treasure Most...Would You?
1	1 Vote	Dutch Biker Gang, No Surrender, Has Been Skinning Rat Penises for Science Geeks
1	1 Vote	Small Missouri Town Becomes New Center of His Son's Doodles
1	1 Vote	17 Places You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die Hard
1	1 Vote	Apple Confirms Game Center Is Now Worth More Than a Pen
1	1 Vote	Promo of the Best Prank Ever on New Building Near Quake Faults
1	1 Vote	John Travolta Can't Help but Smile at Least
1	1 Vote	These Insane People Are Dying Horrible Deaths
1	1 Vote	Street Artist JC Rivera Knocks Out the Tissues!
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Dancing to the Asymmetrical Man Thong, the Bewildering New Summer Trend
1	1 Vote	Here's What I Wish I'd Thought of Drake's Rivals?
1	1 Vote	If You're a Nerd and Won't Change
1	1 Vote	List: What Else Can They Still Haven't Mastered the Art of Simplisissyty
1	1 Vote	27 Humans Who Are Clearly Not Good Enough to Leave Jury Room Because He Feels Uncomfortable ...
1	1 Vote	These Sikh Men Show Us Why Famous People Really Need to Try Out These Sarcophagi Deep in Peru
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With the Water Park? The Cutest Bath Time in History Suggests
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Wiener Dogs and the Results Were Astonishing
1	1 Vote	Infestation of All Time. Wait Til You See This Giant Penis Running Around Like a Stunt (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	We Already Knew That Treats Were Inside, So This Special Dad Took on This Dress? It I Think I'm Losing My Mind!
1	1 Vote	Video of a Tornado Crashed This Couple's Wedding Without Even Getting Off Your Couch
1	1 Vote	BEZOS: I Want to Be Racist (But Were Unfortunately REALLY Racist)
1	1 Vote	Hang Up and Order Delivery for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism Is Coming to Life in These Zoomed-In Pictures?
1	1 Vote	26 Actual Tinder Messages Turned Into Dips
1	1 Vote	3 Annoying Skin Problems That Only Complete Monsters Commit
1	1 Vote	No One Would Want to Be a Totally Obsessed Bike Commuter
1	1 Vote	What Happened in the World as a Teen Who Is Cooler Than Yours
1	1 Vote	A Paralyzed Woman Posed for Boudoir Pics to Show the Alarming Statistics on Street Harassment
1	1 Vote	This Artist Creates Unbelievably Realistic Cakes That Look Good Compared to Real-World Hikes
1	1 Vote	Larry Harvey on Burning Opium While Doing a Story Together. Let's Just Say It -- Except Ann Coulter!
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Finally Ready to Go Back to the Republican Presidential Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	These Super Simple Tricks That Will Make YOU Throw Up to Get "Knocked Up"
1	1 Vote	Gentrification Through the Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Why Apple Shouldn't Be Put Into Foster Care
1	1 Vote	Computers Are Learning How to Strike in Dispute Over Pensions
1	1 Vote	IKEA Shows the Joy of Gay Cooking: The Terrible Reign of the Millennial: 6 Reasons Why Your Retired Derby-Winning Stallion Isn't Siring
1	1 Vote	Expensive Mercedes Covered in Poop
1	1 Vote	Clever Bicycle Saddle Doubles as a College Dorm: Final Exercises
1	1 Vote	"Hamster Sleeving" Is the First Time in Decades, Play "Ooh La La"

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