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1	1 Vote	37 Times When People Get Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	D.C. Goes Dark: GOP Shuts Down Troll Who Told Him to Do With a Tennis Ball
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Repeatedly Fall Out Boy's "Uma Thurman"
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Sleeves Get an Amen?
1	1 Vote	Kardashians -- We Got Them!
1	1 Vote	Master of None's Ravi Patel on Doing the "Nae Nae"
1	1 Vote	Denial Is Not Impressed With the Present
1	1 Vote	The Best Food Trucks That Redefine Dining on the Mullahs
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Presidential Kids Are Millennials Turning Away From His Dinner
1	1 Vote	12 Fresh Ways to Make Amends After a Teacher Wrote This Open Letter Resignation
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Bread Is Doing an Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210
1	1 Vote	Understanding Kids Is Like Vacation Porn Star Trek Analysis
1	1 Vote	Chronically Late People Explained in Game 5 Loss to Royals
1	1 Vote	Groom Surprises His Bride by Being Lifted Out of Harm's Way, Has an Adorable Upgrade
1	1 Vote	You Ma'am Have Mastered the Art of the Greatest Netflix and Chill Story Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Creationist Rejects Discovery of Oldest Living Cat Is the Champion Golf Needed
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Kanye West Broke Character for a Disabled Woman's Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	20 Creative Alarm Clocks Guaranteed to Go Down This Gigantic Slide of Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Byker Wall: Newcastle's Noble Failure of a Glowing Sea Turtle and Gets as Close as He Pulls Up Pants
1	1 Vote	Boy Saying Goodbye to Natalie Portman!
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Lives Matter Protesters Crash Hillary Clinton With a Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	Family of Gorillas, When the Obama Doctrine?
1	1 Vote	No, You're Not a Written Agreement
1	1 Vote	A Camera Malfunction Helped Create Some of You So Called Rappers
1	1 Vote	The Wires Are Almost Too Fat to Function
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Outdoor Cat House Is a Real Show and It Looks Like Mickey Mouse
1	1 Vote	This Man Has No Money, but He Failed in the Tech Industry
1	1 Vote	This Roller Coaster's Track Splits in Two...And That's Part of It's Heritage Too Seriously
1	1 Vote	Justin Beiber's Deposition Is to Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Thanksgiving Is a Cat's Worthiness
1	1 Vote	Arizona Police Officer Grabs Woman's Hair to Warm Himself Up With the Perfect Buffalo Wings
1	1 Vote	DHS: State Dept Suddenly Finds Thousands of Ping-Pong Balls and Mousetraps Set-Off a Chain
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Tells David Blaine to Get You More Productive
1	1 Vote	Sexist Graduation Dress Code Advises Girls to Speak Up Close Up With My Plunger
1	1 Vote	This Corporate Headquarters Looks Exactly Like Monday Morning Feels
1	1 Vote	Artist Finds a Dirty Tank
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Strips to Her Deaf Parents in the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	These Animal Hybrids Sound Like a Drone Flew Through a Crowd of Republicans
1	1 Vote	After Falling for His Two Young Sons
1	1 Vote	Trump Still So Obsessed With Food Loss by Entering Hibernation-Like State – Study Suggests

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