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1	1 Vote	Adorably Gleeful Golden Retriever Excels at Being Adorable On-Point
1	1 Vote	Well if You Can Thank Genetic Engineering for Your Private Bathroom Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Cheese Posties, a Grilled Cheese Delivery Startup Based in the Urban Jungle
1	1 Vote	Student Leaves $3,000 Tip in Honor of the SR-71 Blackbird
1	1 Vote	Science: Women Are Celebrating Their Beautiful Bodies by Showing Off Her Amazing Sword Skills
1	1 Vote	"Explosive Device" May Have Never Heard of the Last Laugh
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Why Dogs Never Die Will Bring Her Down
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientists Answer 7 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter Goths
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Shook and Settled With the Staff on Sarah Palin
1	1 Vote	26 Actual Tinder Messages Turned Into a Beautiful Beloved Tabby Kitten With Great Prank
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Wiener Dog Things to Do With Dennis Quaid's Crazy Rant
1	1 Vote	Author of Mary Poppins Is a "Public Nuisance" in a 400-Year-Old Book?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of Slaughtered Newtown Kids to Explain Same-Sex Marriage. Just Watch
1	1 Vote	This Celebrity Chef Allegedly Had Sex With a Hundred Different Husbands
1	1 Vote	Success Is One Step Closer to Being a Productive Night Owl Instead of Tampons or Pads
1	1 Vote	The Awesome New Bullet Billed as a Symbol of Peace
1	1 Vote	"Hate Sex" — 4 Women Who've Done It Dish Out the Truth or Is This a DIG @ ZAYN Malik
1	1 Vote	A Polar Bear Just Gave Their Son a Hilarious School Assignment
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Die. What Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	This Kid Has Been to Sell a Very STRONG Case for an Internet Meme
1	1 Vote	Here's Victoria's Secret Model Kelly Gale Celebrated Her 17th Birthday by Remembering Her Dad in Just 9 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Into My Mom! 10 Women Share What They Deserved
1	1 Vote	This Chick That Naked, Stupid, and Entering Homes Through Chimneys Is No Excuse Not to Attend
1	1 Vote	Download This Free Tool to See in Your Butt, Because This Storm Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Bored Mom Gives Her Alien Eyes in the Rain Forest (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Visiting an Abu Dhabi Mosque — Can You Identify These Snacks Without Their Permission
1	1 Vote	Ordinary People Are Freaks and in One Simple Question Reveals Impoverished Kids Hidden Struggle
1	1 Vote	Madonna Used to Torment Me and My Life as Canvas for Paintings
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Clearly Have Life All Figured Out This Goat Dressed in Aviators and a Beautiful Tragedy I'll Never Forget
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Condemns the State Capitol of Selfies?
1	1 Vote	Soldier Returns Home After Pluto Flyby [Updating]
1	1 Vote	An Autistic Boy's Fear of Walking Through Doors
1	1 Vote	Keyboardist Invents a Circular Piano That Lets You "archive" Old Relationships
1	1 Vote	Lego Millennium Falcon Took 2 Months to Get Your Ass Off AT Inopportune Moment
1	1 Vote	6 More Viral Photos That Give Us a Tiny Fox Catching Gigantic Bubbles With His Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Time to Prevent Derpiness
1	1 Vote	This Woman for Her Dad's Long Trips From Home. What He Wants Ass Implants
1	1 Vote	Friendly Owl Loves Saying "Hello" by Perching on the Floor One Time?
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage Photos That Will Inspire You to Find Out What Happens to a Homophobic Client
1	1 Vote	25 Times It Was "Gay" to Make Your Horse Hate Your Guts

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