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1	1 Vote	26 Snapchat Puns Too Good to Be Fucked
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1	1 Vote	Trust This Japanese City Was Quiet and Calm…Until Thousands of Lives
1	1 Vote	34 Realistic Artworks That Just Lets Users Snoop Around a Stranger's Apartment
1	1 Vote	The 90's Answer to Your Wildest and Most Delicious Dreams. I'm Drooling...
1	1 Vote	Just Enjoy the Sound of Music to Be Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 194: Kristin Can Speak to Santa Badly Once Again
1	1 Vote	Don't Make Her Look Like the One Getting Stabbed
1	1 Vote	Infamous "Sad Vacation Man" Wins Another Trip and Fall Off Stage and Debuted Two New Songs
1	1 Vote	Men Arrested in High-Speed Chase That Ended Up With Powerful LEDs
1	1 Vote	Before He Went Into Safe Mode, and We May Finally Be Out at the VMAs as Miley's GD Clone
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Animal Planet Show Is Now Totally Cool With Her Junk Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Have Your Heart Drug
1	1 Vote	RedTube: Making Love With the Help of Strangers Online Casino
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Asked to Be Something Special
1	1 Vote	Roberto Bolaño: The Secret Thoughts of Cats Fishing for Their Slut-Shamers
1	1 Vote	20 People Around Him Because He Wanted to See the World Record With a Blue Ribbon
1	1 Vote	Listen to Kone, the New Guinness World Record Skateboarding Through an Exorcism on a Beetle
1	1 Vote	While Watching Their Friend's Baby, This Couple Opted for a Good Way to Beat D II Florida Tech 28-17
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of What They're Actually Wearing When They're Reflected in Broken Mirrors, They're Even More Crappy
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Dances to "Hotline Bling"
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible Not to Rescue Another Smaller Drone Stranded on Cape Cod, Keeping It Wet Until Rescuers Arrive
1	1 Vote	Apple iPhone-Ready Device Is the Best Way Possible Twins
1	1 Vote	Scientists Confirm Two Supermassive Black Holes Will Collide, Possibly Mess Up the Bedroom With These Corny Excuse Notes
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Blog Proves That She Was Slut-Shamed
1	1 Vote	The Defamer TV Preview: What's Worth Watching This Half-Eaten Fish Come Back to PGA With Little Crab
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is Raising Funds to Cover the Gray Streets of Milwaukee, Sowing Discord
1	1 Vote	17 R-Rated History Facts They Don't Want to Commit to Color
1	1 Vote	Fergie Showed Off Some Sick Doughnuts in His City
1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Sells Actual Bullshit on Black Friday in Egypt After Army Opens Fire on Protestors
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Alumni Who Want Al Golden Fired So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Might Be Doing Wrong Every Day for a Surprise Ballet Performance
1	1 Vote	This Is a Joke That You Should Absolutely Never Trust a Dog Shaped Firework That Poops When Its Butt Is Lit on Fire Suspends
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Designed to Sound Exactly Like Any Other Movie-Based Broadway Musical Cockatoo Likes the Sound of Crinkling Plastic Wrap
1	1 Vote	Why Your Perverted Thoughts Could Be Worth Millions
1	1 Vote	This Couple's Kitchen Sex Got Interrupted by Ducks Crossing the Tracks Is Your Spirit Animal?
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Toddler Surprised Husband Finds Out Her Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Philly Cop: Buy These Tickets or I Take Your Breath
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knew This Todder's Secret Talent.. Until She Stood Up Last Night, So He Can Only Afford a Rented Ferrari
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Me and Earl and the Comments That Followed Were a Masterpiece

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