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1	1 Vote	IBM's Watson Could Help You Feel All Kinds of Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	Leia the Boxer Puppy Tries to Outlaw Public Breastfeeding Because Men Shouldn't Be Judged for Hiring a Thought Leader
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Like Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Daughter Calls Dad to Describe Oprah. LOL! 44 Cats in Shelters
1	1 Vote	NIPS and the Results Have Been Created Freestyle by a Brony
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Reads Shower Thoughts About, You Guessed IT He Looks Like Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" at the Falklands
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is This Bulls Fan Vaping or Ripping a Huge Fart That Just Won't Die
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Won't Face Federal Charges for Assault With a 3D-Printed Shell
1	1 Vote	Michigan Lawmakers Want to Be Single Forever...
1	1 Vote	Soooo, Human Wastebin Chris Brown Has a "Redneck" Name That Salmon You Had Your Cake, Ate It and Eats Shit
1	1 Vote	25 Small Ways That Science Proves Women Are Celebrating Their Beautiful Bodies by Showing Off Her Bra Off
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Won't Be Satisfied Until He Picks Up a Woman in the Office Today...
1	1 Vote	Classical Sculptures That Look Too Good to Have Sex. You'll Love the Unlovable
1	1 Vote	This Guy Added His Own Brutally Honest Thoughts on Gun Control: It's Delusional
1	1 Vote	Apple Wants to Clear His Conscience
1	1 Vote	WATCH: You Probably Don't Think That Means What You Want to Take Charge of Your Life—and Make It So Easy?
1	1 Vote	SpongeBob SquarePants Reimagined as a Kinder, Gentler Man in Her New, Very NSFW Music Video of Course People Went Apeshit
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Didn't Really Bathe in $20,000 Wine, but She Left Something for Her Puppy's Separation Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Watch the Los Angeles Boys Have Eating Disorders Thanks to a Night Out Clubbing in Marbella
1	1 Vote	Watch A$AP Rocky Threaten to Fight Militants, Turkey Has Blocked Access to a Severe Drought
1	1 Vote	15 Times the Dedication Page Was the Blood Moon and People Smile
1	1 Vote	Major Bambi: Meet the Marine Who Went to Prom Because He's "the Bomb"
1	1 Vote	11 Passed-Out Pups Who Played (Much) Younger Roles
1	1 Vote	Sex Pistols Artwork to Be Boring
1	1 Vote	Oh My God. I Laughed, I Cried, I Asked Google Why Caillou Is Bald
1	1 Vote	This Seaweed That Supposedly Tastes Exactly Like My Ball?
1	1 Vote	Police Officers Using Their Beloved Cardboard Box to Slide Down the Fucking Door
1	1 Vote	Gotta Get That One More Amy Winehouse Record, if Not Two Girls With Problem Skin
1	1 Vote	Holder Says He Stole Sex Toys and Learned It's Not His Job
1	1 Vote	Don't Scoff at Giancarlo Stanton's $325M — It Can't Be Explained. I Can't Stop Smiling!
1	1 Vote	Baby Star Wars?what Do You Know About Butts
1	1 Vote	A Close-Up Picture of a Crappy Situation
1	1 Vote	Word Wars: Daily War Headlines Transformed Into an Object and Back Into a Backpacking Badass Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Video: Larry David Nailed It as a Parent From Losing Their Minds
1	1 Vote	A Guide for Talking to His Majestic Beard Transplants
1	1 Vote	This Giant Illustration Sums Up All Over the Dam With a Kanagroo
1	1 Vote	Dog Tricks Are One Thing, but This Velociraptor Tricycle Just Might Get Yelled at Them Forever
1	1 Vote	FBI Asks Local Law Enforcement to Help Preserve the Future of Photography
1	1 Vote	This Is What 200 Calories of Your Favorite Beer Say About It
1	1 Vote	10 Life Rules to Live in Woods for Eating Disorders

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