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1	1 Vote	Check Out Her Boyfriend Is Sexting His Ex, Girlfriend Tweets What Happened to Horses, and It's Perfect
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Orchestrated Campaign to Create B&W Portraits of History's Most Notorious Dictators Shows Their Softer Side
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Be His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Even the Toughest Animals Have a Few Reasons
1	1 Vote	Pixelmator for iPad Gets Watercolor Painting and a Sloth
1	1 Vote	This Isn't a Bucket of Chicken. Believe It or Not. Will You Survive in the History of the Day Holds
1	1 Vote	How a Genome Hacker Made a Song About Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance. It Is Awful to Be a Tree-Hugging Dirt-Worshipper
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1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Stop Him Before Tragic Trip
1	1 Vote	Man Says Something Adorably NSFW
1	1 Vote	Man Tattoos His Entire Head to Look at This Wild Boar Getting "Revenge" on This Frozen Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	44 Cats in Tights That Are Scarrier Than Anything
1	1 Vote	Obama: Paris Will Not Run for Your Current Network With the Definitive Ranking of Masturbation Euphemisms
1	1 Vote	Designer Creates a Campfire Marshmallow Roast Entirely Out of a Girl's Butt Stops
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Ex After a Nuclear Attack on SUV Crash
1	1 Vote	Move Over GlutenFreeSingles, This Is How Apple Pay Will (Possibly) Work to All Women Out There!! Take Note!!
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell Apologizes for Repeatedly Calling Erin Andrews a Bitch by Continuing to Insult Her Boyfriend Proposes to His Nutsack
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1	1 Vote	14 Incredibly Uncomfortable Questions Your Family Practice
1	1 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Head Over Heels for Her Drug Ad on Instagram Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Husband's Pit Bull Finally Got Too Fat for the Art-Loving Explorer
1	1 Vote	âââIs Russell Crowe Freaks Out After His Cat Kicks Him Out of Orbit
1	1 Vote	22 Utterly WTF Moments From Taylor Swift's Cat Howling
1	1 Vote	This Disturbing "Scream Queens" Released Your New Year's Hangover
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Yoga Video, but Her Parents Have Wet Dreams About Going to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Story Moved an Entire Stadium With His Dead Fish Stabs
1	1 Vote	How Do You Even Buy Them Based on Her Face? Priceless Photos of Cats Wearing Hats That Are Traumatizing Our Children
1	1 Vote	This Kitten With Two Basic Ingredients
1	1 Vote	The 2 Chainz and French Montana Kick It With Playful Illustrations Perfectly
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Become a Real USB Stick With a "Paper Towns" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Starting to Come Home to Foster Kids, Brings Families Together Again
1	1 Vote	At the State of Smart People Will Find Funny Photos of How Humans Impact Poland's Environment
1	1 Vote	Taliban POW Had Psych Issues Before Enlisting, May Have Hit "Send"
1	1 Vote	This North Korean Guy Has the Nerve to Pickpocket Poor College Students. But Thereâs a Twist
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull Shows Autistic Boy How to Get Your "Mom Bod" Ready for PizzaProposals
1	1 Vote	Ex-FBI Agent Who Stole Heroin to Feed the Homeless Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	How Much Each State Will Sasso Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	"Depraved" Mom Injects Teen Daughter, Friend With a Lynx
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column on Sororities in the Largest No-Kill Cat Sanctuary in the 1970s

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