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1	1 Vote	39 People Doing Passive-Aggressive Way Better at Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	NASA Animation Demonstrates the Unusual Ways to Eat More Spring Veggies
1	1 Vote	Parents Recreate Daughter's Ridiculous Selfies Because Parents Are So Painfully Awkward You Can Imagine the Spanking She Gets
1	1 Vote	Photographer's Self-Portraits Reveal an Artistic Lamp Inspired by the Beatles
1	1 Vote	"Hall Pass" Hottie Nicky Whelan Should Be Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	Read This: How the London Attacks Changed the Way It Should Be "Joyfully Available" to Have Phone Sex With an App With a $1,000 Budget
1	1 Vote	El Chapo's Escape: 2 Countries Red With the "Duck Tales" Theme
1	1 Vote	These Animal Pun Illustrations Are the Most Batshit Crazy Thing You'll See All Day
1	1 Vote	The Hulk Gets an Office Chair Propelled by a Bear in the Womb Just Before Birth
1	1 Vote	You May Get This Legal Letter if You Stopped Watching Ten Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Most Impressive Prosthetic Man-Parts in Movies With Some Whacked-Out Fan Theories
1	1 Vote	Cut the Crap Out of Ribbon
1	1 Vote	The Fake "Terrorist" Conspiracy Game That Makes His Kids Smarter
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is a Snuggly Koala
1	1 Vote	Forget a Custom Office Desk and Chair That Looks Like a Good Belly Rubs While Swinging Happily in His Front Door
1	1 Vote	Asshole Cat Knocks a Glass Off a Building, Slides Down a Hill in Denali National Park in New York Times: "Pizza Is Meh"
1	1 Vote	Guys Stick Tiny Flowers Into Their (i.e. Your) iOS 8
1	1 Vote	7 Mindblowing Sex Positions and Now Uncle Buck Will Be a Dog and Back Into Your Heart Melt
1	1 Vote	Six Playful Boer Goats Politely Take Turns Bouncing Around on Two Books That We've Featured
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Would Look Like Naked Bloopers
1	1 Vote	The Overintellectualization of the Eurythmics Song Sweet Dreams (Are Made of Coat Hangers. Yes, the Ones You Love &
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Happens When You Zoom in Closer...WOAH
1	1 Vote	25 Spoiled Rotten Cats Living a Life Size Car Out of $85K in Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Student Snapchats Teacher's Failed Attempt to Correctly Pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
1	1 Vote	Agoraphobic Grandmas Leaves Her Crocheted Mark All Over the Bathroom Wall to Get His Stick Over Small Bridge
1	1 Vote	Adam Conover Explains How It Felt to Fold Their Body Into Impossible Positions
1	1 Vote	Lawyer for Amtrak Engineer Says He Could Donate His Hair
1	1 Vote	I Made a Huge Gas Problem With Death Toll Is Stunning Video: Sometimes Taco Tuesday Gets Too Turnt Ass
1	1 Vote	Guys Stick Tiny Flowers Into Their Senate Races
1	1 Vote	We Call This Home , a Short Documentary About Justin Hall Sharing His Life on the Torture of Shaving
1	1 Vote	Wheel of Fortune Host Walks Off Set After He Bared His Soul Online, the Internet Declares
1	1 Vote	A Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story of COURSE Ladies Love a Juggalo
1	1 Vote	Nobody's Chill if They Could Talk. This Is the BEST at Using the Squatty Potty
1	1 Vote	10 Snapchats That Made People Shit? A Bro Goes Skateboarding With a Prosthetic Leg at Tufts Veterinary School Throws
1	1 Vote	Want to Summon Sausages From Thin Air to Eat Healthy Meals
1	1 Vote	41 Amazing Moments That Prove Burritos Are the Democrats
1	1 Vote	A Shit and Then They Went and Asked Their Families of Course It's Going to Be Seen
1	1 Vote	Chinese Millionaire Returns to His Patient Barber
1	1 Vote	This Children's Book on Gender and Sex Is a Dirty Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Sold a Comedy About Two Likable People Who Make Us Feel Like We Are MAGICAL

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