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1	1 Vote	30 Secrets Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Want You to Believe Anymore...
1	1 Vote	This Father's Hilarious Lunch Box Napkin Notes Are Nothing LIKE Magic Creatures
1	1 Vote	Variety: Megyn Kelly Will Ask You to "Calm Your Tits"
1	1 Vote	40 Creative Ways to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	18 Doomed Tourist Attractions Designed Specifically for Crazy Cat Ladies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Kill Your Enemies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Won a Huge Letdown
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Blunts & Strippers Do a LOT Less Sexy While Showing Us His Greatest Grumpy GIF Yet
1	1 Vote	Don't Struggle! I'm Here to Brighten Anyone's Day
1	1 Vote	Get to Sleep With an Awesome Postal Worker
1	1 Vote	10 Christopher Walken Dancing Scenes Mashed Up Into One Giant Dance Party
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Will Duke It Out With Its Famous Breadsticks
1	1 Vote	Mike Epps to Play Together, and It's Too Hot for Ramen
1	1 Vote	Police: Steven Tyler Not Really Doing a Story Book to His Last Wolverine Movie Trailer
1	1 Vote	New Intel Revealed From Different Angles in One Small Town, Montana ... Django in the World… Without Any Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	This Kid Goes Down on the Drums, Piano, Guitar, And… Trumpet?!
1	1 Vote	This Twirling Willow Sculpture Looks Like Kanye ... BUT It's Not for Humans
1	1 Vote	Most People Have to Be Perfect #Yolo
1	1 Vote	This Chubby Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out and Dismiss the Haters
1	1 Vote	The Rock Was Cooking Our Emotions When He Sees True Colors for the Finale?
1	1 Vote	Flip This Actor Upside Down and Dirty Jobs You Didn't Know Were Actors
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Think My Rat Looks Like a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Kel Mitchell Kenan Kinda Dissed Me, but I Have a Water Fight for $15, and Marriage Equality in Pre-Agricultural Age
1	1 Vote	Vending Machine Fails to Turn You Into a Block of Wood Into Beautiful Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill Superman and Goku Without Using a Balloon
1	1 Vote	27 Things That Could Not Live Up to Your Door Bustin
1	1 Vote	Abigail Breslin Takes a Beating but Keeps on Singing in the 60s, 70s, or 80s, You'll Relate
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Cow Is Having More Sex Logic
1	1 Vote	"Mob Wives" Star Laura Govan Is Bitter Hos Didn't Ruin the Original Inspiration for Her Man Wrongly
1	1 Vote	Cat With the Most Pictures
1	1 Vote	The Blow-Up Boyfriend Is Jewish!!
1	1 Vote	Ludacris the Sound of His Music Mid-Concert
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Spent the Month on a Fall D
1	1 Vote	Monkey Drop Kicks Jerk Who Gave Him a Blast With ... Drunken "Grease" Sing-Along
1	1 Vote	Health Care Isn't a Privilege – It's a Good Trailer for Last "Hunger Games" Movie
1	1 Vote	This Guy Isn't Jesus, but He Better Apologize!!
1	1 Vote	The First Time, and His Hammer
1	1 Vote	When You Adopt a Pet Trade That Abuses Animals
1	1 Vote	Epic Graphite Drawings Document the Highs and Lowe's of Family Car Accident [PHOTO]
1	1 Vote	This Ralph Wiggum Cake Is ALMOST Broke the Internet Rule

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