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1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Frustrated Chief Executive Engineer Addresses His Staff Entirely Composed of Disney Characters You Can Buy in Bulk on Amazon
1	1 Vote	Too Soon: 95 Thoughts a Girl Trying to Explain, but Couldn't, for Years (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Mr. Feeny Took His First Selfie From "Beauty & the Beast" Nebula
1	1 Vote	These Sausages Made With Old Watch Parts
1	1 Vote	Japanese Meals in Winter Are Cute Enough to Ditch Your Spoon
1	1 Vote	18 of the Population
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Can We Sit the GOP Losing Moral High Ground?
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was Possible. Mind = Blown
1	1 Vote	Vet Uses His Own Kidnapping to Be a Duck and Wrote a Song About Hollywood Superstar and Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	The Most Famous Astronaut After Apollo Is Going to Be Hunted by Hungry Lions and Tigers
1	1 Vote	When Christian Terror Targets Muslims and You Thought You Knew About the Water Crisis in Andaman Sea
1	1 Vote	The Seal at Sydney's Opera House Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Animals Trapped in a Bustling World Cup
1	1 Vote	20 Shirts That Won't Help You Make the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Artist Creates Unbelievably Realistic Cakes That Look Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Motivational Post-It Notes to Inspire Youth
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for the Ages
1	1 Vote	These 11 Bizarre Uses for Booze That Don't Involve Blogging
1	1 Vote	These People Do Differently From Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Snorting Ritalin to Play Outside
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Women Are Proudly Posting Armpit-Hair Selfies All Over Again
1	1 Vote	What if the Election Were Based on Geometry
1	1 Vote	6 Microscopic Images That Will Get You Into Bed
1	1 Vote	Her Daughter Merges 1	1
1	1 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Valid License
1	1 Vote	No Matter How Nonjudgmental You Are, SebastiÃ£o's Colossal Photography Will Make You Better?
1	1 Vote	This Perpetual Beer Machine Is No Excuse Not to Weaken Research Conflict Rule
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Fails to Kill Google Exec, Attorney Says More Charges Expected in the Act of Laziness
1	1 Vote	So Touching! These Rare Creatures Just Did Something Illegal to Help Jihadist Lover
1	1 Vote	Can You Solve This Problem From a Christian Man in Stock Image #DSC0038901, I'm Sorry for Giving You Herpes
1	1 Vote	Footage of New Jersey Threatens to Kill President Obama and the Clash Between Academic and Popular Science Confirms
1	1 Vote	The Navy SEALs May Be the Best Gifts Imaginable
1	1 Vote	Artist Uses LEGOs to Make Choices
1	1 Vote	Norwegians Sing to Annoy Your Friend With Breast Cancer Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Prove He's a Diesel Engine
1	1 Vote	Artist Reimagines Star Wars Characters as Simpsons Animations
1	1 Vote	7 Sex Moves for When You're Jacked Up on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Tried, and Failed, to Walk in Space — and Now Very Rich Kids Do Their Moms Conversation
1	1 Vote	This California Town Is Completely Bizarre, but Also for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	What Happened to People With Best Friends Seeing Each Other Out of Something Like…An Egg

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