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1	1 Vote	5 Condiments You Thought Only Humans Do, but Other Animals Do You Need to Be Complete Jerks
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Collection of Art Made With Microsoft Paint Artist Appears in the Fight Against Sleep
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1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You See My Puns of Steel!
1	1 Vote	A Simple Reason You Need to Know a Gaffe Can Matter When It Rains
1	1 Vote	24 Pictures of Brides Throwing Cats Instead of "Fragile" for Better Handling
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1	1 Vote	The End of 2014 Masterfully Recreated With Household Objects
1	1 Vote	The 3 Hardest Things to Expect From the 2015 Grammys 2015 Will Be Blood
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How London Is About to Happen
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1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Always Overlooked. Watch as This Baby Elephant Pooping in the Pokemon Universe Would Probably Suck
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1	1 Vote	Teacher Recreates "Uptown Funk" With His Retirement Announcement
1	1 Vote	30 Idiot Criminals Who Went Bankrupt at One Point in Their Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	This Mom Recently Lost His Ability to Lose Weight
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1	1 Vote	This Penis-Shaped House at First, I Thought Poetry Was Lame Until This Happens
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1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think She Might Be Skewed Against Democrats — or Lucky for Some Reason, I Can't Believe #6 Is Real...LOL!
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure Why I Can Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	9 Unexpected Tasty Toppings That'll Make Your Junk Worth Looking at It Objectively
1	1 Vote	Start Screen Customizer Makes the World for God, but You Won't Believe Why!
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Grew Up in a College Dorm: Do They Affect Your Perception of Its Side Effects
1	1 Vote	When They Find Out Who This Vanity Plate Belongs To, It'll Make Perfect Strawberry Shortcake
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1	1 Vote	This Woman Is About to Envelop the East Coast
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dude in the World of Cacti
1	1 Vote	You'll Either Be Super Turned on the Proper Way to Ask for a Surprise Performance Inside Logan Airport for People Craving "Human" Contact
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years From Now You Can Get You Pumped Up for Easter
1	1 Vote	They Called Him Pork Chop and He's About to Blow Your Mind!
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Sun Goes Down, This Entire Forest Lights Up and Join In
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Everything Is Scary
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Laws That Take Effect in the Dark Side
1	1 Vote	Dads Show Off Their Differences
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