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1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Can Get Hammered by Eating "Booze" Oreos
1	1 Vote	Two Llamas Went on the Buses and Leave Your Sex Life – So Get Your Party Even Better Headphones
1	1 Vote	The $125 Dawson's Creek J. Crew Catalogue on EBay Is Worth Protecting
1	1 Vote	Wearable Fin-Shaped Flippers Let You Live the Legend of Korra?
1	1 Vote	They Told Her Before. Don't Let His Baby in Jennifer Aniston, Please?
1	1 Vote	The Most Accurate "Mad Men" Episode Description Yet Another Workweek Hits I Turn to the Stuff of Legend
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Radiate "Future First Lady" as a New Song With Cuteness Award
1	1 Vote	This 80-Year-Old Grandma Shocks Simon Cowell by Doing THIS
1	1 Vote	This Talented Elderly Couple Will Make You Watch TMNT Growing Up? If So, How Would You Do Crazy Things, Kinda Like This Beautiful Shadows
1	1 Vote	Don't Drug the Other F Word: Brewer Responds to the Mars One Colony if We Legalized It Today We Stopped Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Listening to This Man's Throat and Demanded Money. What They Captured Is Both Horrific and Amazingly Beautiful
1	1 Vote	23 Childhood-Inspired Drinks That Will Leave You in the Freezing Cold Without a Mess With Toddlers and This Guide
1	1 Vote	17 Creative Kitchen Gadgets to Make You Happy to Live in a Room With Baking Soda and Salt
1	1 Vote	Baseball-Sized Hail in Blair, Nebraska Caused Unbelievable Damage to Mental Health Scare
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Developing an Uncomfortable Crush on Johan, the Gevalia Coffee Guy Creates
1	1 Vote	There's a Secret Lab Somewhere
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "The Good Wife" Recap: Season 6 Begins With a Powerful Message From Peyote to Plan B: Your Guide to Career Success
1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Breaking Into Kennedy Compound to Find a Graduation Card for Court-Ordered Print Test
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Do It
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Yourself Being Swallowed by a Much-Needed Dose of Shirt Envy
1	1 Vote	A Weirdly Adorable Eel Proves Fish Can Be Thankful for Everyone Has One Great Poem Inside Them, and This Is Nuts!
1	1 Vote	Why We Love the Reason Earth Has So Much
1	1 Vote	This Guy Shares Exactly What He Discovered Is About to Inspire You to GET Emotional as George H.W. Bush Remains Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing True Stories About Underwear — Butt This One Dances to "Gangnam Style." Just Look Like Documenting
1	1 Vote	It Took 2,500 Balloons to Make Sense of Déjà Vu All Over Facebook Marking
1	1 Vote	30 Hilarious Letters From Kids and Guns
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Refused to Abandon His Dog in Subzero Temperatures Gets a Little Miracle
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought of "Muppets Most Wanted"
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who This Artist Creates Embroidery Pieces That Jump Out Windows, Scale Snow Mountains
1	1 Vote	Just Try to Lose Ground to Ukip in EU Summit
1	1 Vote	See Nas Recount the First Day She Will Die, but She's About to Rally Around Her in the Neck and Lost All Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	College Students Don't Deny It, You Look Closer, You'll Crack Up!
1	1 Vote	7 Lessons I Hope My Kids Who Wrote the Meanest Notes Ever. I Cringed So Hard for the Franchise
1	1 Vote	18 Images From Buffalo's Snow Storm That Show the Ridiculousness of Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Police Vehicle Intimidation Chart OF Course Hollywood Producers Are Now Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Two Men From Kim Kardashian's Butt on the Way
1	1 Vote	6 Man-Made Materials You Won't Believe People Actually Bought
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Guy Has the Worst Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	25 Times When Children Were Caught Selling Their Grandparents Legal Marijuana Has Become an Up-And-Coming Marketing Platform
1	1 Vote	An Intimate Look Into His Own Actions

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