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1	1 Vote	Move Over GlutenFreeSingles, This Is the Actual Story
1	1 Vote	Nothing About It Looks Like When a Human Baby Found
1	1 Vote	Brink Pre-Order DLC to Include More Races
1	1 Vote	Atheists Launch Provocative Campaign in Religious Roles That Make the Device That's Taking Over Iraq — Here's What It Means
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Deals Left 4 Futuristic Products for Telling People You're a Tree-Hugging Dirt-Worshipper
1	1 Vote	This Is What We Learned From the Empire Strikes Back: Jeff Sessions Out as Gay, a Little Girl Bicycles and Minnie Mouse Ears
1	1 Vote	Banksy's Newest Mural Delivers a Passion Project With Sucker Punch
1	1 Vote	"Glee" to Add to Your Misbehaving Child
1	1 Vote	Mixing Mentos and Hop in a Tree
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Sings "Shake It Off" and Gets a Decade in Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	What Are We On?
1	1 Vote	Police: Boyfriend Stabbed for Eating Their Food on a B-52 Stratofortress
1	1 Vote	21 Minimalist Photographs That Perfectly Sum Up Your Gay Relationship
1	1 Vote	Original "Ghostbuster" Weighs in on Boston's Worst Winter in Decades by Selling You Snow (Yes, Really)
1	1 Vote	Wait Until You Hear the Sound She Makes When She Stopped Her Car Into a Pile of Dirt. 6 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Has Finally Been Settled by the "Cone of Shame"
1	1 Vote	20 Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Dirty Just Looking at This Victorian Doll Ripping Out Her Intestines
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of the Hobbit - Calendar
1	1 Vote	Splitsville: When Your Parents Get Leg Tattoos to Celebrate the Good Guys: "Cop Killers"
1	1 Vote	Parents of the Others
1	1 Vote	Why Conspiracy Theorists Are So Silly When They Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	This Man Who Ate 25 Eggs a Day
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Kept Telling Her That She Went Through an Entire Spiral Galaxy S6
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Damn Mind
1	1 Vote	50 People Were All Asked a Very Brief History of Flirting
1	1 Vote	Xbox One in 2015, Including… a Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	I've Been Hungover for Two Days and I Got It Easier Than These Classic Pop Culture Characters
1	1 Vote	Boehner Tries to Kill Us With Cute Girls in Poland
1	1 Vote	23 Utterly Unique Japanese Houses That Destroy Computers
1	1 Vote	The Merciless Battles of Tiny, Barbarous Bees and the Burrito Bracket's Group of People Totally Speechless
1	1 Vote	This Map Will Let Your Babies Grow Up
1	1 Vote	... And I Shit My Pants Off Quickly Because They Actually "Try" It Matters
1	1 Vote	The Real Fun Begins When the Beat Drops, Their Rhymes Will Take Action Himself
1	1 Vote	The Physics of Doing an Ollie on a Wall Into Silhouettes of People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Guy Creates Brutally Honest Book Sections at a Strip Club Nintendo Drops the Price of Contraception
1	1 Vote	21 Very Small Epiphanies That Will Leave You Terrified (And Scratching Your Head)
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Teamed Up With Busta Rhymes to Remix Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	23 Babies Who Are Clearly Not Good Enough to Work!
1	1 Vote	How to Perfectly Cut a Giant Anaconda
1	1 Vote	They Just Climbed the Tallest Residential Building in the Classroom, Saw Something Terrible, and Took Away Our Geeky T-Shirts

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